BTS JOKES

WHAT BTS WOULD DO IF THEY GOT $1,000,000

 *Jin would go to a make up shop*

jin : give me all the make up you have 

sales lady : are you sure u want to buy all of these ??

*jin thinks for a minute *

*leaves the shop*

*goes to a shop where they sell mario action figures *

*buys everything in the shop and leaves *

Jin : I don't need make up ...I'm already fabulous *hair flip*

*rapmonster goes to a furniture shop*

owner : sir , what would u like to buy ???

*rap monster point at sofa*

rapmon : i would like to buy this 

*sofa breaks *

owner : You're gonna have to pay for that 

Rapmon : It was already broken 

*Goes to a plastic surgeon*

Rapmon : I want you to change my hands 

*j-hope ends up donating half of the  money to charity *

*buys my little pony action figures with the rest of the money*

*suga couldn't be bothered to go shopping so he just stayed home and slept *

*Also orders huge bed and comfy mattress online*

*jimin goes to a jam shop to buy jams*

jimin : give me all the jam u got 

sales person : are u jimin ???

jimin : yes . why ?

sales person : i can't sell u any jam 

jimin : why not ???

sales person : a person named rap monster told me not to sell u jams 

*goes home crying & ends up buying cookies for kookie *

*V doesn't know what money is *

*ends up eating it *

V :THIS NOT TASTY !!! BWI NO LIKE !!!!

*Buys pizza*

*jungkook goes to a toy shop*

jungkook : i want all the toys in your shop 

jin : jungkook !!! what do u think your doing ???

jungkook :........

*jin takes all the money from jungkook  & buys make up*