Jin : oh ...hm...hmm...
jin : es-coose me ?
random person : yes
jin : where is...a..
random person : where is what ?
jin : oh...the....cloth.....shopeu
random person : what cloth shop ?
Jin : oh...the....niceu...shopeu....
random person : ...?!
Jin : oh there it is . you get get lost now
random person : ?!
Rapmon : hello ! I hope all of you have had a nice evening . you only live once so you must enjoy while you still live ......*speaks in perfect English*
BTS :*whispers*
V : what is he saying
Jungkook : i don't know
Jin : he must be crazy
Suga :do ...you ..have ...polisheu
random person : what kind of polish ?
suga : forkeu ..spoon ...polisheu ?
random person : I don't understand
suga : forkeu polisheu ? you no have ?
random person :...?
suga : ugh !!! this is too tiring .
suga : *sleeps*
J-hope : oh my godeu oh my godeu
random person : why why ?
J-hope : dirty water ! dirty water on my faceu !!!
random person : what ?
J-hope : my hearteu ! my hearteu !
random person : this person must be crazy
random person :*leaves*
J-hope : why wouldn't that person tell me where the toilet was ?!
J-hope : :c
Jimin : Rap monster can you teach me some english ?
Rapmon : oh sure jiminah
Jimin : yay
Rapmon : repeat after me jimin
Jimin : ok
Rapmon : I , Park Jimin , got no jams .
jimin : I , Park Jimin , got no jams ....?!
Rapmon : and i , park jimin , will never have jams .
jimin : and i , park jimin , will never have jams ....?!
Rapmon : ok your lesson is over
Jimin : but but ...I didn't learn anything
Rapmon : *sigh * Jimin you need jams to speak English
Jimin : what ?
Rapmon : so basically you'll never speak english !
Jimin : *cries*
V : mugekbhkch
Rapmon : what are you saying V ?
V : I learnt how to speak some English
rapmon : ok then , how do you say you want to go to the bathroom
V : d,vjrtljvr,nfvjnilhkgjk,nkjl
rapmon : okay ?! how about "i like you"
V : iiiiiyfkukbgyj,kjoiuhnlijhu
Rapmon : ?! ok V keep practicing !!
V : hjdgfliwtvnhvig
Rapmon : what is wrong with this kid ?
*Jungkook goes to a English class*
teacher : what is this ?
teacher :*points at a cat*
Jungkook : a pumpkin ?
teacher : close . ok what is this ?
teacher : *points at a car*
Jungkook : vroom vroom
teacher : ah ok
teacher : what about this ?
teacher : *points at boy*
Jungkook : oh i know i know
teacher : yes jungkook
Jungkook : It's a zombie . I'm right aren't I ?
teacher : ok jungkoook . your great in English so i won't teach you anymore .
teacher :*Leaves*
*at the BTS DORM*
jungkook : hyung can you make me a bus ?
Rapmon : what ?
Jungkook : a bus hyung a bus !
Rapmon : jungkook stop speaking in English and just tell me what you want .
Jungkook : i wanted some coffee . sheesh hyung everybody says your so good in English .
Jungkook : but hyung , your no good at all .
Jungkook :*leaves*
rapmon : what is wrong with everybody today ?
rapmon : why is eveybody speaking in English when we're in korea ?
Rapmon : half the people don't even know English .
Rapmon : so why aren't they just speaking in Korean
Rapmon : these people are so weird
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