Jin : OMO Girl : wae ? Jin : I'm immersed in ur eyes Girl : wae ? r they that pretty Jin : I just saw the most beautful thing when i looked in to ur eyes Girl : w hat is it ? beauty ? Desire ? Lust ? Jin : Ani , my reflection Girl :bwo ? Jin :Btw that hand bag does not match those shoes at all ! fashion chalenged peasants| Jin :*leaves*
Rapmon : People say love can fix anything Girl : Go on Rapmon : Can it fix my curse ?? Girl : what curse ?? Rapmon : *take the girl's hand* Girl : *shatters into pieces * (literally) Rapmon : Ugh ! Guess not ! *V appears out of nowhere * (even science can't explain veirdness) (see what I did there...hehe) (I'm so bad at this ) (my apologies) V : Maybe love cannot fix everything , but you know what can? Rapmon : What ?? V : Super glue !! V : *hands Rapmon super glue *
Suga :*On the first date* Girl : I'm Jimin ( YOONMIN !!!! *U*) , I'm from Seoul . I lived in USA before thou . My hobbies are dancing , singing and rapping . I'm gonna join SM soon ,.....(goes on and on..abt her life) Suga : *yawn* Suga : *drifts off* Girl : Am I boring you ?? Suga : *wakes up* Suga : Ah no no , this is what I usually do . Habits die hard , hehe Girl : ..? Suga : Oh can I ask you a question ? Girl : What ? Suga : *yawns* Suga : Do you want to sleep with me . Girl : WHAT ?! *slaps suga and leaves* Suga : I guess she doesn't like to sleep . Oh well I might as well sleep here so I don't have to walk home . *sleeeeeeps*
Jimin : If I go flirt with some girl then Jungkook will be jealous . When he finally looses me , he will finally understand how important and precious I am to him > Jimin : *sees a girl* Jimin : Hey gurl~ Girl :Hi Jimin : *Looks at Jungkook direction , he is talking with V * Jimin : Hi , I'm Jimin . Girl : Hi , I'm Y/N !
Jimin:*looks at Jungkook again but he is still talking with V Jimin : *hugs girl* Girl :.......? *Jungkook is still not looking* Jimin :Hey , do you want to meet my friends ? Girl : Ok ...But...I don't even know yo- Jimin : great *drags her to where Jungkook is* Jimin : Hey Jungkook , this is my girlfriend , Y/N ! Girl : *whisper to Jimin* Girl : hey you better pay me for going along with this ! Jungkook : Hello , Nice to meet you , I'm jungkook and this is V , my BOYFRIEND !!! Jimin : WHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaT?????!!!!!!!!!! Jungkook :Hey we can go on a double date sometime ! V : *looks at Jimin* V : *smirks* V : Jungkook did say he liked you but now that you have a girlfriend , everything will be perfect *hugs Jungkook* Jimin : WHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaT ??!!!! Jimin : *faints due to shock* Girl : OMO !!! Is he ok ?? Jungkook : Yeah , he'll wake up once someone pours water on him . V : c'mon Kookie let's go *Jungkook and V leaves* Girl : .....?
V : Hi , so do you like cheesecake ?? Girl : Uh....yeah V : Well I don't Girl : You're so handsome . V : Thank you , I wish I could say the same to you too ! Girl : Okay..?! V : Do you like me ?? Girl : *blushes* Girl : yeah~ V : Me too Girl : Does that mean you like me too? V : No, What I meant was I like me too Girl : What ??? V : K , I have to go poop rainbows now !! *Teleports to EXO dorm*
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JJungkook : He-y ! Girl : Oh you're so cute and handsome !! Jungkook : Hehe *Blushes* Jungkook : You're beautiful too !!! Jungkook : Do you like me ? Girl : Yes Jungkook : I like you too ! Jungkook : So , let's get married !! *Jin appears* Jin : JEON JUNGKOOOK !!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ??? Jungkook : Oh eomma !! Girl : Your mom's a man ?? Jin : WHO IS THIS PEASANT ??? Jungkook : Imma marry her !! Girl : Ani , I only met him 2 minutes ago > Jin : JUNGKOOK GO HOME THIS INSTANT ! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK . NO VIDEO GAMES AND NO STRAWBERRY MILK FOR YOU , YOUNG MAN . Jungkook : No strawberry milk ?? mom aren't you going a bit over board ! Jin : GO HOME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!! AND NO DATING TILL YOU'RE 25 ! NO HUGGING TILL YOU'RE 30 !! NO KISSING UNTIL YOU'RE 35 AND NO MARRIAGE TILL 40 !!!!!!!!!! Girl : That's a long time ! Jin : Did anyone talk to you now ??? Get lost & that bag is so last season !! *Jin drags Jungkook home*
Too many shipping in this chapter . I didn't mean to it just happened that way !! Oh wow ! I didn't update for a long time , I "almost" feel bad .
Anyways Jungkook's birthday is coming uppppppppp !! I'm thinking abt writing a jungkook's birthday special chapter but.....I have to think abt it !!!! And i'm so glad Jungkook finally revealed him self in Masked singer ( Not that anyone recognized him in the first place ) (NOTE: Sarcasm )
Oh and..........THANK CHU ALLLLLL MY READERS !!! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE VOTES AND COMMENTS !!!
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and also can someone pls tell me why all these idols wear this uniform ???? EVERYONE WEARS IT !!!!!! WAEEEEEEEEEEEEE ????
