BTS JOKES

BTS ON THE MOON

Jin : OMO OMO OMO
Jin : I can't stand it here
Jin : how come there's not even a pinch of pink color on this
Jin : and where's that rabbit they say that lives on the moon 
Jin : *points at Armstrong's footprint*
Jin : What is that ? If some one falls in to that pit some one will seriously get hurt !!
Jin : *sweeps off Armstrong's footprint*
Jin : OMO what's that thing that's approaching me .
Jin : AAAGGGHHHH !!! It's an alien , some one save me !
Jin : *runs for life*
*run by BTS goes in the background *
*the alien was actually V who had put on his space suit in the wrong way*

Rapmon : ohhhh the moon is a very fascinating thing
Rapmon: oh I can see our planet earth from here
Rapmon : I should probably go get my stuff from the rocket
Rapmon : *touches rocket*
Rapmon: *rocket breaks*
Rapmon: never mind, I'll just explorer the moon till some one saves me
Rapmon : *touches moon*
Rapmon: *moon breaks*
Rapmon: *floats in space*
*and then the huge whale from EXO's sing for you mv comes and eats Rap monster*
*and then when Rapmon touches the whale it also breaks and so on....the curse continues..*

Suga : *goes to space*
Suga : where am I ?
Suga : *points at the Earth*
Suga : Is that the earth ?
Suga : .....
Suga : I must be dreaming
Suga :*sleeps*

J-hope : where is this creepy place ?
J-hope : do horses live here ?
J-hope : is this pony land ?
J-hope : *meets alien*
J-hope : W.h.o. a.r.e y.o.u ?
Alien : ???
J-hope : Do u know sistar tocuh my body ?
J-hope : * teaches sistar touch my body to the aliens*

Jimin : Jungkook where are you ?
Jimin : *pokes alien*
Jimin : Are you Jungkook ?
Alien : *pokes Jimin*
Alien : Are you Jungkook ?
Jimin : *slaps alien's hand*
Jimin : Stop copying me
Alien : *slaps Jimin's hand*
Jimin : Stop copying me 
Jimin : *screams*
Alien : *screams*
*another alien appear*
Alien 1 : cjleurbvfkrheue
Alien 2 : jfgeybjkceuygkj
*V comes*
Jimin : What r they saying ?
V : Their talking about some jamless kid and now they think that short people live on Earth
*Rap monstes appears*
Rapmon : See even the aliens know that YOU don't have any jams !!!
Rapmon : *leaves*

V : jrkfuvbljlrivrnvjoi (hi)
Alien : kvrrhlr.kbnikt (good night)
V : ckevhltgbjlthkbjk ( Do you like cheesecake ?)
Alien : jkbrvnjktyctjknjkj ( I saw a ghost yesterday)
V : lekufvilnthkuthkwuhiijkvrklbuo ( Our album 'young forever' will be out on May 2nd)
Alien : ekvukhkrknbkhrbktk (I love cheesecake)
V : kyegvvjnkhrlkjvnoer ( I will teach you some Korean)
Alien : hcekvjltbolytb ( ok)
V : Ji
Alien : Ji
V : Mi
Alien : Mi
V : Ni
Alien : Ni
V : Pa
Alien : Pa
V : Bo

Alien : Bo
V : Ji-Mi-Ni Pa-Bo

Alien : Ji-mi-ni  pa-bo
*Jimin approaches*
Alien : Jimini pabo
Jimin : WHY DOES THE ALIENS HATE ME SO MUCH ???!!!

Jimin : *cries the Nile river*
*The aliens finally become thankful to Jimin for supplying water to the moon*
*finally a happy ending for Jimin*
(A/N - If the people from Mars are Mar-shians then would the people from the moon be moon-shians or does moon-nians sound better)

Jungkook : * steps on the moon*
Jungkook : Why does the moon look just like cheese ?

Jungkook : *eats the moon*

Jungkook : Hm....it tastes more like cheesecake .

*daehyung appears*

daehyung : *gasp*
daehyung : WHO EAT MA CHEESECAKE !!!!!!!!!

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Imma sorry that Jungkook's one is so short . and also since Rapmonster breaks the moon lets just say that he goes to moon the last . 

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