BTS JOKES

BTS AT A RESTAURANT

jin : *orders food* why is this food not pink ?

Jin :*tastes food *

jin : why is this food not tasty ?

waiter : i'm sorry sir ,but whats wrong with this food ?

jin : talk to the hand . peasant !!!

Jin :* leaves restaurant and goes home and cooks food himself *

jin : yum...delish !!!

rapmon : can i have the menu ?

*waiter brings the menu and gives it to rap monster*

*menu breaks*

*waiter brings another menu*

*that menu also breaks*

*rapmonster hits the table in fustration*

*table breaks*

*entire restaurant breaks*

manager : sir , i'm going to have to tell you to leave 

*rap monster ends up going home with out eating anything*

suga :*too sleepy to go to any restaurant*

J-hope : *eats food from fancy restaurant*hey why do they give so little food 

waiter : sir , the bill is $ 1500,000 

J-hope : what you serve so little yet you charge me so much 

*leaves restaurant and goes home and tells jin to cook for him*

waiter : listen child , u can't come here alone . all children under 18 need to come here with a guardian . understand now go home .

jimin :  but i'm 22 .

waiter : kid we don't have time for this 

*waiter kicks jimin out of the restaurant*

*V goes to the restaurant*

waiter : would you like to order some thing ?

*V eats table *

V : this not tasty *leaves restaurant*

*waiter gets a heart attack due to the shock*

jungkook : eomma can u take me to a restaurant ??

jin : no !!! food in restaurants are not tasty & i already cooked food for you

*jin feeds jungkook baby food*