BTS JOKES

BTS SHOWTIME (EP 1 )

Hmmm ...I just gonna write the BTS version of exo showtime episode 1.

*BTS walkes into the room*

Jin : so what are we supposed to do now ?
J-hope : let's just sit down .
Rapmon: ok *touches table * table breaks*
Jimin : why don't we just sit on the floor. 
Jin : good idea .I'm sitting in the middle because I'm so FAB !!!
V : Bwi sit next to kookie
Jungkook : yay
*VKOOK moment *
*everybody sat down*
V : now what ??!!!!
*ding*
BTS : sheesh what was that ?!
*words appear on screen*
Put the mics on the table
V : how do u put this on ???
Jin : let me do that for you ?
Rapmon : *breaks mic*
Rapmon: I don't need a mic
*ding*
Please check your mics now
Jin : Mario
Rapmon : I don't have a mic *screams*
J-hope : twilight sparkle
Jimin : kookie !!!
V : jgxjticovuflfoyditfi
Jungkook : I AM THE GOLDEN MAKNAE !!!!
*ding*
Answer these questions on the cards placed on the table
Jin : Kk first question .who is the best at dancing girl group dances
BTS : hmmm....
Jimin : why don't we dance and see ?
BTS : ok
Jin :I'm too fab for this
Rapmon: me next ! I'm gonna dance to up and down bye EXID
*dances ah yeah in stead of up and down *
Jimin : dude that's not up and down
Rapmon: who cares
J-hope : *starts dancing to sistar touch my body *
Jimin : I can do better than that .*dances to ice cream cake by red velvet*
V : I'm going to dance to exo call be baby. * dances to exo call me baby*
Call me baby call me baby~
BTS : umm that was great Bwi ...?????
V : thanx *does rectangular smile*
Jungkook : I'm am the king of girl group dances !!! *dances to all the girl group dances he could think of *
BTS : why did u dance to so much songs ??
Jungkook : because I am the golden maknae
Jin : ok then the answer for that question is Jungkook !!!
V : whats the question again ??
Jin : next question who is the most fabulous members ? Now we all know the answer for that . Next question who is the weirdest member ?
V : ooohhh !! I wonder who that is ??
BTS : *looks at V *
V : what ?
Jin : ok then next question who sleeps the most ???
BTS : suga !!!
Jungkook : btw guys where is suga Hyung ???
BTS : ?????
*meanwhile in BTS dorm*
Suga :zzzzzZzzzz

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I'm sorry .this is kinda Lame. Mianhae chingua !!!!!!!!!