OLD GRANNY GOT ME FUCKED UP

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So, I know reading the title made y'all laugh, but that old granny had me heated 😂😂

So we dropping my sister off to work and we blasting Lil Durk new mixtape "300 Days, 300 Nights" cause that shit raw as hell, like dead ass

So we stop in front of Bilo and three white elderly people are walking out the store, two females and one male. So the old hag comes real close to our car, like that was like right next to the drivers door window

"Turn y'all music down"

And she had the most rudest look on her face when she said that like she was disgusted with us or something.

So my sister hops out the car and my older older sister was like what she say ?. The elderly man that was with the old lady was like no no no.

I unbuckled my seatbelt and was like "What the hell she say ?" Cause she was mumbling shit while walking away. I had to count to ten cause I don't wanna fight no old lady in this parking lot.

I respect my elders so I'm not going to be all disrespectful and shit, but that bitch had me fucked up. Like we ain't park in your way, your old ass need a damn wheelchair the way your slow ass was walking.

Old ass hag had me sprint 😒

But I got a question for y'all, don't be making up shit either. 

What's the little ball thing called in your earlobe ? 🤔

Like I'm so fascinated with it. My mama told me leave it alone, but I just keep messing with it cause I'm weird as fuck.

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