Here is chapter eight :)
_______________________When you get in a fight with your parents and storm off to your room then you get hungry so you mentally prepare yourself for your appearance in the kitchen.
The first rule of shopping:
never use your own moneyMy 'walk past you like we never met' game strong af.
As a student , the most comforting words you can hear are "I haven't started either".
I didn't choose the Harry Potter life, the Harry Potter life broke down my door and told me I was a wizard.
"You're so hot" I whispered as I took my plate of food out of the microwave.
I hate when you wear black clothes and the two different clothes are different kind of black.
On the bright side, I'm not addicted to cocaine.
How am I suppose to control my life if I can't even control my hair?
I'm that friend that has to walk behind others when the sidewalk doesn't fit a group of three.My personality is 30% the last movie I just watched.
I've been sending selfies to NASA, because I'm a star.
I don't wanna get involved in the drama I just want to know 103% of the Information of what happened.
Me looking at thing: yoooo
Me looking at price: nooooBras are so expensive like I didn't choose the boob life, the boob life chose me.
I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
If you can't handle me at my worst then leave bc I don't have a best I'm always awful.
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