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Chapter nine

Chapter nine whoop whoop!

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Meeting your friends boyfriend for the first time is like 'hello I'm the coauthor of all the text messages you received. We should get along just fine'.

Are you Mexican because your the Juan I need.

How are people afraid to double text? I will send 16 messages in a row and feel no shame whatsoever.

My parents aren't rich but they've always found a way to make sure I had everything I ever needed or wanted and for that I'm forever grateful ✊🏾

I only trust like 3 people. The rest of y'all shady af.

Sees kid fall over
Me (under my breath): ......get rekt

Do you ever wear headphones so people won't talk to you?

The keyring was invented so you could lose all your keys at once.

Date me, it's for a school project.

Some people are like clouds, when they go away its a brighter day.

I change all my passwords to "incorrect" that way when I forget it, it always reminds me, "your password is incorrect".

Me: I'm a ninja
Person: no you're not
Me: did you see that?
Person: see what?
Me: exactly!

I fell in love the way you fall asleep, slowly and then all at once.

When I say "I'm going to bed" I mean I going to go lay on my bed and play on my phone until I get tired and fall asleep.

A lot of things change but not the fact that I'm a princess.

I'm kind...
Except for those days when, for no apparent reason I hate, pretty much everyone.

I can't smile and play along because, the truth is, I'm tired.
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