Ok so my guardian gets ready for work and this is how it usually goes. The beginning is always the same but at the end of the day it alternates... usually depending on how bad her day was and how much I wanna piss her off... I'm such a good child...
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5:00AM
Guardian wakes up, gets coffee, and logs onto facebook.
9:15AM
I wake up, put my pendant on, and hop on her bed so we can chat. (She's in a good mood.)
9:30AM
She irons her clothing and takes a shower while I read manga on the Internet.
10:25AM
She makes me make us breakfast then complains cause I don't make it the way she likes it. _-_
10:45AM
I finish eating and shower, while in the shower my guardian bangs on the door and tells me to hurry up. (I'm thinking -_- bitch...)
11:15AM
She curls her hair and gets everything ready for work.
11:32AM
She's late out the door even though she always gets ready early. I tell her not to kill anybody and she drives off happy.
~When she gets off work one of the following happens.~
Happy mood~
9:13PM
She gets home, changes her clothes, we go out to eat, and we both end up having a nice happy evening.
This rarely ever happens and quite frankly doesn't give me the joy of pissing her off. :)
Tired mood~
9:13PM
She comes home, we skip dinner, and she goes straight to her room to cool down and we discuss how retarded work was that day,.
This happens a lot but she's no fun when she's all tired and yells at me if I stay up past midnight.
Severely pissed off mood~
9:13PM
She comes home and bangs her car door, bangs the front door closed, goes straight to her room and bangs the door closed, and if she needs anything she will bang those doors as well.
This hasn't happened in a while but it did inspire me to make a song for her door banging.
"A BANG here, a BANG there, here a BANG, there a BANG, everywhere a BANG BANG..."
She never did like that song...
Fun mood~ XD
9:13PM
She comes home slightly agitated but cooks dinner and we talk in her room as she checks her email and we chat about how she ALMOST killed NumNuts today and how that one creepy stalker guy followed her.
12:35AM
She tells me to go to bed, I refuse, she eventually gets mad and I give in...kinda...
3:00AM
I'm still up and so is she so I decide to have fun. I go out into the hallway and start singing.
"Shake my booty, shake my booty, shake, shake, shake..." Up the hallway.
"Shake my booty, shake my booty, shake, shake, shake..." Down the hallway.
"Shake my booty, shake my booty, shake, shake, shake..." Up the hallway.
"Shake my booty, shake my booty, shake, sha-"
3:05AM
Guardian gets fed up and yells "SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO THE FUCK TO BED!"
3:06AM
I poke my head into her bedroom, smile innocently, and ask, "Tuck me in???"
3:06AM
"NO!!!!!!!"
3:06AM
*Fake sad face...* "Fine then, I guess you don't love me."
3:07AM
"Son of a bitch! Fine just get your ass in bed already!"
I won!
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Author's Note: If tried on other legal guardians the results may vary. You have been warned and if you get slapped for the shake my booty song I am not responsible... besides I got the idea from Alois Trancy anyway so blame him. :P
-Fayte Michealis
