So yesterday I got hurt so so bad... I'm almost 100% sure that I fractured my hand in fact.... And it really fucking hurts! So I was talking to my friends about my fractured hand and I should likely tell you guys what they said so here it goes.
Aaron: So.... you fractured your hand?
Me: Yes.... why?
Aaron: *laughs hysterically* You're a fucking idiot, you know that?
Me: Go. To. Hell.
Casey: So.... your hand was fractured??
Me: Yep...
Casey: You kinda fail...
Me: Fuck you!
Anyway I had these conversations with many people and then guess what happened? Guess!
Byran: Awwwww poor rabbit! Let me kiss it better! *grabs my fractured hand*
Me: *yelps in pain and jumps back* You bastard!
Byran: Awwwww come here. *kisses my hand*
Me: *breaks out into tears* I-I hate you!
And now my hand hurts like fuck so I'm gonna publish it and go get an ice pack which does not help anything! It makes the throbbing worse! Trust me!
