So the other day I was kickin' it with my girls... ya know my sisters???? Anyway, while I was hangin' with them and havin' a good time this dude comes up and pisses me off by dissin' my girls. So like ya... I got revenge...
Me: Honi hand me the knife! *Reaches hand out to her irritably.*
Honi: *Looks at knife box.* .....W...We...Well ok.... *Hands knife.*
Me: *Runs off on a killing spree full of fun.*
Apparently we had to move again? Not quite sure why... but yeah that's how the cookie crumbles... oh and for some reason that town seemed a lot less populated the next day...
Next Day
I was at the ice cream shop with my favorite people, and this guy cut in line and totally ruined my favorite jeans.... I was pissed...
Me: Honi... give me the knife. *Reaches hand out yet again.*
Honi: *Hands me the knife silently.*
Me: *Runs off and slaughters everyone in the ice cream shop making the ice cream deliciously bloody and this odd red color...*
We moved again.... and the ice cream shop closed.... oh.... and Honi's been denied access to the knife box from now on....Weird...
Next Day
So today we were hanging out in the park, and this guy like popped my balloon! I mean who does that! It made my watermelon blowpop go sour... I was pissed...
Me: Honi... Hand me the knife! *Reaches and waits for knife to be placed in hand.*
Honi: Well... um... you see... I can't exactly do that....
Me: HAND ME THE KNIFE!
Honi: *Grabs bazooka and aims at knife box, fires, and breaks off the locks containing them.* Here ya go! *Says happily.*
Me: *Takes EXTREME pleasure in killing this guy after making him buy me 93 balloons for all the people I've killed for upsetting me AND buy me a new blowpop!
We moved again...and Honi wasn't allowed weapon access... Strange.... But at least I got my balloons and blowpop!
Next Day
So today I was just havin' fun at the house and chillin' with my girls. When all of a sudden these S.W.A.T men crashed through the windows blabbering something bout I'm wanted by the government in 98 different countries... Not that I really care... but they broke my FAVORITE window! I was pissed....
Me: Honi hand me the knife sweetheart. *Says with a kind smile.*
Honi: *Now weaponless and powerless to open the newly sealed knifebox she looks around and grabs the weapon off of Naynay's back who's STILL focused on the computer screen despite what's happening.*
S.W.A.T guy: *Points a gun at Naynay's head and tells her to turn around.*
Naynay: *Focuses on hacking the Russian government for about another half a second before looking up at him simply. Grabs gun concealed under her shirt and shoots him through his head before going back to work.*
Honi: *Shoots knifebox and gives me the knife.*
Me: *Takes care of S.W.A.T guys before making a delectable mystery meat stew for dinner... You'll never guess who was in the stew...*
Izaboo: *Comes down stairs with other girls in full body armor with weapons in hand.*
Girls: *Look around at the newly bloodied house.* What... The... FUCK!? *Look at Honi.* AGAIN!?
Honi:...Well.... she was smiling... it was weird....
After that Izaboo took Honi somewhere and discussed "important issues" that I must not know of... Whatever... We moved again... Odd....
Next Day
The next day I didn't see Honi much... That's odd she's usually next to me... besides that I've begin to think I'm becoming sick... I've been hearing odd things lately... For instance...
Desti & I: *Walking down the hallway talking bout what we're gonna do tonight...*
Mysterious voice: Hey Fay-
Me: *Looks around confused...* You hear anything just now Des?
Desti: Nope... not a peep... maybe you should go see Niniami... you might be coming down with something...
Next Day
So Niniami tells me to go take a nice long bath and see if that helps with my hallucinations any...
Me: *Laying on the side of the large bath with my eyes closed as Desti messages my back tenderly.*
Mysterious voice: Hey Fay- *Gargle, gargle.*
Me: *Whips head around and looks at Izaboo.* You say something Izaboo?...
Izaboo: Nope... maybe you and Desti should go to the music room and try to take your mind off of things....
Desti: Um... yeah Fayte let's go and play some piano together...
Me: Sure... Des I think I've lost my mind...
Next Day
Ok... so I'm having some pretty bad hallucinations so now I've been constricted to strict bed rest... Maybe I've finally lost my mind....
Me: *Starts to doze off after convincing myself that it's all in my head.*
Mysterious voice: Hey F- *Whispers.*
Me: *Jumps upright in bed whipping my head around looking for someone.* *Giving up I fall back in my bed and scream into the pillow I positioned over my head.* Screw it!...
Next Day
I'm still on bed rest until further notice, and honestly I think I'm pretty good now... I haven't heard the mysterious voice for a while. Maybe I'm finally getting better....
Me: *Finally falling to sleep to the rhythmic noises the air ducts make... some poor cat must be caught in there again... oh well...*
Mysterious voice: He-
Me: *Bolts upright.* BLOODY FUCKING HELL! *Falls back down and goes back to sleep totally pissed now.
Later That Day
Me: Finally falls into a deep sleep happily.
*SLAM!*
Me: *Bolts upright and looks around the room to find Izaboo guarding my closet door.* WHAT THE FUCK!?
Izaboo: There were uh... bugs... in the air ducts.... just wanted to make sure... everything was ok... and it is... so uh... yeah... see ya later! *Disappears into my closet.*
Me: *Lays back in my bed and closes eyes relaxing.* Wait! Was that my closet!? *Gets up and goes to look in the closet... they're gone... that's it! I'm going back to sleep and NEVER speaking of this again!*
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Naynay's input: My sister's have been acting odd lately... I hope they don't start thinking I'll talk to them or start working for my keep... I might have to kill them.... Oh well! Back to my hacking fun!
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To see the rest go to Honi's profile and read that lalala random thoughts thing.... and read her side of the story called DON'T GIVE HER THE KNIFE!!!!!!!!<---------- That's 8 happy marks!
