So on Friday night I went over to Honi's house and spent the night. Then on Saturday afternoon I got hungry and wanted food... but not just ANY food, free food. So we went into her kitchen and she found lemonade... sigh. Then she decided she wanted a lemonade stand, (I only got a sandwich for lunch sigh!) so we got everything ready and made for the lemonade stand. I figured I could help cause her dad was coming to pick her up at 2:00 anyway so that was two hours outside on the side of the road next to the road and there was a nice breeze going so it'd be fine.
I was so, so, so wrong. We were out there for four and a half freekin' hours! Not two, four and a freekin half! I mean what the hell man!? What kind of father leaves his daughter unprotected for two and a half hours longer than planned with a girl he hates?????? Am I the only one that finds that just a LITTLE bit odd????? Anyway so we're sitting there and an hour later we had a total of 0 customers!
So I tell Honi to play by the busy traffic infested road and act cute. (Of course she did.) While I waved to all the people, and get this! They waved back! I mean what the fuck!?!? I don't want you to fucking wave you dumb-ass! I WANT you to get your fucking ass over here and buy some god damn lemonade before I take a pointy stick and shove it up your ass!
Finally these two police officers come by and they stop by us like they're GOING to buy lemoinade. Do they? Of course not, because that would be the SENSIBLE thing to do and as we all know cops aren't the least bit fucking sensible! So yeah, they gave us orange fucking shirts that were three sizes too big and said, "Good work girls. I hope you can get a lot of money!" And drive off.
What the fuck???? If you wanted us to make some fucking money you wouldn't have just given us ugly ass t-shirts that we're going to sell on e-bay anyway! Dumb mother fucking ass holes! So yeah when four o'clock came we had a total of $30.40 and I was sunburned. Why? My skin's baby pale and does NOT do well with the fucking sun! Now I know what you're thinking, "So did Honi's dad ever come to pick her up?" No! She ended up staying the night at my house and he didn't come AT ALL to even check on his daughter!
So needless to say it was one piss-poor Saturday and that night I tormented my guardian with the butt song. Stupid mother fucking souless bitches! I blame you for my skin getting paler you jack asses!
