Dedicated to @Starskyer14/ Falcon because she needs a boyfriend (look below to find out how this came to my mind) and because she barely has any dedications
ps. Eagle changed the names as Rory last chapter
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Swiftlet
Falcon
Eagle
Tweetie
AmySwiftlet: Why can't any of you do as you are told?! Tweetie, Falcon, Eagle; GET OUT OF THE CHAT!!!
Amy: who are they?
Swiftlet: my friends
Falcon: Eagle!!! You said we had to go on!
Tweetie: of course she did
Swiftlet: get out, all of you! I shall punish you all tomorrow. I still have those pictures, Falcon. Shame if *JoshieBear* saw them...
Eagle: oooooh
Falcon: you wouldn't
Swiftlet: try me
Falcon: bye
Falcon has logged off
Swiftlet: and Tweetie, what if I told the whole of Cardiff your crush?
Tweetie: 'try me'
Swiftlet: hope you have a disguise...
Amy: I am really confused
2 minute later...
Tweetie: SWIFTLET!!!
Swiftlet: you brought it on yourself!
Tweetie: I will get my revenge!!!
Tweetie has logged off
Eagle: you have nothing on me
Swiftlet: not really.
Swiftlet: hey, later, I might ask one of the Doctor's to take me to the days One Direction was born. Shame if they died before being born...
Eagle: no!!! not One Direction!!! My idols!!!
Amy: who is One Direction?
Eagle: ..... You don't know who one direction is?
Amy: no...
Eagle: can I explain to you?
Swiftlet: Eagle! Out!
Eagle: I hate you
Swiftlet: I know...
Eagle: argh! Fine
Eagle has logged outThat is basically what my friends would say to that conversation.
(JoshieBear would suit you @Starskyer14 . He would be the 'Perfect Boyfriend')
Amy: So, friends...
Swiftlet: They are friends
Swiftlet: Did Eagle change the names back? Cause I don't like this...
Amy: Eagle? It was Rory who changed the names, wasn't it?
Switlet: Nope, Eagle hacked the account and changed them.
Amy: I hit Rory. I should probably apologise.
Swiftlet: maybe...
Amy: brb
Amy has logged off
Swiftlet: And I will change my name
Swiftlet has changed their name to Ella
Ella: That is better
Amy has logged on
River has logged on
Clara has logged on
Donna has logged on
Martha has logged on
River: hi mini me
Ella: What?
River: Never mind
Donna: Have we got all girls here?
Clara: I think we have
Martha: anybody got any secrets about the Doctor?
Donna: That is why I like you
Martha: Thankyou
Ella: let's go around the group; River, you go first
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