One Shots

What Happens To Heroes

WARNING : A CRAP TON OF P.O.V SWITCHES. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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3rd Person

A figure slowly trudged up the stairs. Thump. Thump. Thump. It was in the middle of the night. A mosquito buzzed past the figure, before disintegrating into dust. "I'll get you Pine Tree." the entity growled.

Dipper's P.O.V

Thump. Thump. Thump. The sound was getting louder. Nearer. I sat up. I looked to my right to find Mabel still asleep despite the loud noises. Thump. Thump. It stopped. I saw a shadow appear from under the door. It was right outside the door. I crept towards the door and stood beside it. It slowly creaked open. "Pine Tree?" it said in a familiar voice. "Bill?" I thought. The figure walked in. I hid behind the opened door. Was it really? Great Uncle Ford? But it can't be!

Bill's P.O.V

"Oh, come on! Pine Tree isn't around? That wretched pubescent boy!. Well, well, well, what do we have here?" I thought. "Oh Shooting Star?" Wait. I'm talking to myself. Inside my head. And I called the kids Pine Tree and Shooting Star. I'm such an idiot. "Oh Mabel? I've come to fetch you form your deep deep slumber!" I said.

Mabel's P.O.V

I opened up my eyes. "Gr..Great Uncle Ford?" I asked, yawning. "Yes, my dearest niece, it's me! Your Great Uncle Stanford!" he said. I looked at Dipper's bed. "What are you doing here, and where did Dipper go?" I asked, half awake. Suddenly, I spotted something in the corner.

Dipper's P.O.V

Oh, shoot. Did she see me? "Dipper, there you are!" Mabel said before proceeding to turn on the light. Ford...Bill.... turned to look at me. "G..get away from me, Bill!" I yelled, backing away. "Ahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed. "You stupid three dimensional five fingered no brain pieces of skin puppets!" His eyes began to glow bright blue, and then that obnoxious accursed flying Dorito chip emerged from his body. "Heh, stealthy didn't quite work out that well." he said. "Wh..what did you do with Great Uncle Ford?" I asked. Mabel stared at him, jaw dropped. "Good 'ol Six Fingers? Fordsy-foo is fine. I just possessed him to break the Interdimensional Rift to open the portal to the Nightmare Realm and cause chaos and complete and utter destruction, ergo causing Weirdmageddon? Oddpocalypse? The end of the world, basically. Now you might be thinking, how did I get through the barrier placed around the Mystery hunk of junk Shack? Well, you don't need to know that. Have a look outside!" Bill explained. "You did what?" Mabel and I said at the same time. We looked through the window. The sky was ripped in pieces, the town was falling apart and weird creatures roamed around.

Mabel's P.O.V

What was happening? Everything that just happened felt like a blur. "Now that the rift is broken, I gain my physical form!" Bill exclaimed. There was a blinding flash of light, followed by thunder. "For one trillion years, I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension!" he said, growing muscles and flesh, even on his hat. "Physical form? Don't mind if I do!" Bill yelled. "Get down!" Dipper shouted. We hit the deck as the room burst into flames.

Dipper's P.O.V

"What do we do?" I asked my sister. "You think I know?" she replied. "I'll tell you what to do. How about I give you a 60 second head start before I bring forth your demise?" Bill stated, floating down to me and placing a hand on my shoulder. Mabel and I exchanged glances.

3rd Person

The twins made a mad dash out of the shack for their lives. "These are the days." Bill said. "Wh..where do we go?" Mabel asked, running alongside her brother. "I...I don't know. He can practically do anything now that he's got his physical form." he replied, flipping through the Journal's pages. "We cant....hide....or fight....or...," Dipper said in between pants. He slowed down, and then eventually stopped. "We're dead. This is the end of the line for us." he said, giving up. "Come on, bro-bro. You never give up and you never will. You fought off Gnomes, monsters, the undead, and that evil, insane, sadistic Dorito monster Bill Cipher. TWICE!" Mabel said, in efforts of cheering and motivating her brother. His expression lightened up a little bit. "You'd do it for us, right? Grunkle Stan, Great-Uncle Ford, Soos, Wendy....me?" Mabel asked. She gave Dipper a smile. Dipper felt guilty all of a sudden. Dipper cant help but grin. "I-" "Sorry! I just couldn't wait ten more seconds!" Bill's voice boomed. "End of the line, kids. I'd love to spare you, but I'd love to kill you. Its a 50-50 thing." he said, before getting blasted into smithereens. "ARGH!" he screamed. It was Ford. "Great-Uncle Ford!" Dipper gasped. "The Quantum Destabilizer worked! Bill is defeated!" he yelled. "But oh, so wrong." said a voice. "But...but it should've worked!' Ford said. Bill reformed. "Oh, Stanford Pines. Being the hero never worked out." Bill said mockingly. If he had a mouth, he would be smirking. He blasted Ford, turning him into gold. "NO!" the twins cried. He picked Ford up. "This is what happens to heroes in my world!" he said and crushed the statue. "No..." Dipper muttered, tears streaming down his face. "Aw, boo-hoo! I hope you have a great time crying your eyes out in the afterlife. Good luck! You're going to need it." the sick dream demon said, and proceeded to fire at Dipper and Mabel.

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Well that was fun.

NEXT TIME : BILL HATES MABULS AND DOPPIRS PUNNINESS