1. The existence of Hogwarts has never been proven false.
2. Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which is pretty much the same thing.
3. If women ruled the world there wouldn't be any wars. Just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.
4. Every sound you hear at night is a demon or a serial killer.
5. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
6. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
9. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
10. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
11. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it..
12. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
13. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
14. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
15. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
16. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
17. Oh so you wanna argue? Bitch bring it, my cap locks are on.
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If I get more than five comments, next chapter will have 60 sayings.
Yeah. 60.
Peace out
- SilvaCat
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Funny facts about life
HumorApparently these things I think up are funny. Everyone says so at school so why not post them on wattpad?
