Your birth month
January - I ate
February - I kidnapped
March - I mugged
April - I licked
May - I coloured
June - I melted
July - I drunk
August - I sang
September - I kicked
October - I scratched
November - I burgled
December - I lost
Your colour shirt
Red - The cookie monster
Orange - An owl
Yellow - A bed
Green - A violin
Blue - A bear
Purple - A moose
Pink - A life
Black - A pair of leggings
White - A snow owl mutant
Grey - A flying snowman
Brown - A reindeer
Multicoloured - A penguin with bleeding eyes
Your favourite animal
Dog - Because I love you
Cat - Because I'm a bag of weed
Horse - Because I play Skyrim
Llama - Because I'm epic
Rat - Because I'm a sock
Mouse - Because I'm a free elf
Snake - Because the Internet made me retarded
Penguin - Because I'm cool like that
Owl - Because I was raped by a tree
Pheasant - Because I'm a fail
Unicorn - Because I'm as threataning as a pink butterfly stuck on a marshmallow
Bear - Because YOLO
Wolf - For Narnia!
Hyena - For Lady Gaga!
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Funny facts about life
HumorApparently these things I think up are funny. Everyone says so at school so why not post them on wattpad?
