The Roads We Have To Walk

Pranks Wars And Tarantullas

Hey guys. Raychel here. Sorry this might not be funny...but me and Val have been...talking...about some things that made us sad ( :( ) so it might be unfocused and hazy.

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Hello people, well, this might not be funny, but, Raychel and I have been talking about things that's really sad the other day... So, HERE'S THE CHAPTER!!! HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!! WHO-EVER IS READING THIS, YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!

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Raychel's P.O.V

MOOOOO I'M A TREEEEEEE! Hehe COFFEE RUSHES ARE AWESOME!! Beep bloop beep bloop.

"OH MY GOD GUYS RAYCHEL IS ABOUT TO GO ON A COFFEE RUSH!" Valerie screamed and all the guys held me down. I got out from under them and screamed/sang "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER AND A BASE BALL BAT!!"

Ohhhhh. FLASHBACK IS COMIN' ON!!!

~*~*~FLASHBACK~*~*~

THESE GUYS ARE IDIOTS! I mentally screamed. wondering why? THEY TOLD US THEIR NAMES! Apparently their names are Harry, Louis, Liam, Zayn, and Niall. Oh I haven't forgotten my promise to Louis.

We told our names too and our nicknames. They laughed at mine, Ray Ray (which I hate) and just smiled when I told Val's. hemp. FIIIIIINE!

"Guys, where are we going?" I whispered in a deadly calm voice. Since I've been here, I've been crazy, so apparently, it freaked them out.

"Um, your house. What's the address?" Curly asked.

"IT'S 123 RAINBOW LANE!" I yelled and everyone rubbed their ears. (A.N yes that is the address. Don't judge)

"Damn, Boo-bear, looks like you got some competition!" Niall said pointing to me and Valerie. Hehe he has noooooo idea.

I looked around in all of my many pockets (all for coffee and Oreos) and pulled out some cold Mocha's and chugged them. I could already feel the caffeine rush starting.

~*~*~END OF FLASHBACK~*~*~

And, right now I was singing the nerve song.

"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES EVERYBODY'S-yawn-NERVES."

I laid down on Valerie's lap and immediately fell asleep. I also had the most amazing dream.

I was ridding on a talking llama and we went up to a cactus in the middle of the desert. The cactus hugged me and it hurt. The boys were coming after us in a giant monster truck shouting that I'm theirs. A flying Valerie came and lifted me into the truck and suddenly all of The Boys had turned into rabid squirrels. I jumped out of the truck and broke my foot. And then a magical rainbow pony came and woke me up. A.K.A Valerie Tanner.

~*~*~NOW~*~*~

"Raychel, were here." Valerie whispered and I immediately shot up.

"WHERE'S MY OREOS?" I screamed and took off to my room to sleep again.The boys followed me and I slammed the door in their face.

"RAYCHEL! COME DOWNSTAIRS! WE'RE HAVING A MEETING!" Valerie screamed so I came downstairs now in fluffy bunny pajamas.

The boys looked at me and all started laughing. I frowned and sent them a 'WTF' look and they all shut up.

"Okay, this may come as a shock girls, but were from One Direction."

One Erection? Hehe. I have a dirty mind. Hehe!