A/N so I was texting my friend and she wouldn't reply so I made and sent this. In my group at school we kinda just shout sans no and sans yes at each other so yea lol. Anyways enjoy
*NYEH HEH HEH THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS HERE
*bro why do you have a box of spaghetti
*BECAUSE THE HUMAN IS IGNORING THIS ADORABLE DOG. CAT? TEM. IM TALKING ABOUT TEM
*Oh, Papy darling, your so ho- erm. Adorable right now...~
*mettaton I'm gonna kill you
*SANS NO
*SANS YES
(Sans eye ignites blue)
* your gonna have a bad time
*SANS DON'T HURT METTATON
*but bro
*NO BUTS SANS YOUR A SKELETON AND SKELETONS DONT HAVE BUTTS
* that's not what the filthy sinner fan fictions say
(Mettaton glares at Sans)
*SANS WHATS A FAN FICTION?
*nothing bro
*Have any of you seen Frisk?
*Tori! Hey when did you get here
*Just now, Sans. So have any of you three seen them?
*Last I saw she was with Undyne, darling~
*Undyne? Oh dear, that can't be good
(Toriel walks away briskly)
(Mettaton notices Sans cheekbones are a light blue)
*Does someone have a little crush now~
*Mettaton I swear to Asgore
*Wait until the undernet hears about this!
(Mettaton runs off and Sans chases him)
*SANS NO
(Papyrus faintly hears a "SANS YES" in the distance)
