how to not be a cool human

welcome, human!!!

hi welcome to my book!! it's new and improved with:

a. danker memes, better dreams

b. less typos (i hope)

c. more interesting fun stuff (probs)

anyway, if you weren't here for late 2015 me, here are 10 things about me that make me seem more loser-y than i already am ;)

fact one!! i am vv interested in stuff like phan, troye sivan, and tøp it's pretty basic

fact two!! i kinda know how to play the ukulele? well im not good but ??

fact three!! i like using acronyms like lmao and wth or wtf or maybe the ol omg, i don't think it's healthy

fact four!! i live in the philippines where nothing happens sadly

fact five!! one of my dream destinations is japan <3

fact six!! sometimes i make bad puns and jokes they're not really funny

fact seven!! im into crack fics dOn't hate on me :0

fact eight!! i don't have a lot of friends but i have a few who are way cooler than me tbh

fact nine!! i would tell you about what kind of music i listen to, but it's pretty boring to list down everything :D

fact ten!! i wasn't going to make a sequel but here i am

basically i am not a cool human, and that book is based on that fact