how to not be a cool human

a collection of mediocre rants

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyO im back BOI

here are some opinions of mine compressed into one cause it would be so boring to divide it into different chapters so here i am

so this is going to have different sections: real life world problems, not very important personal problems, and last: abt anime k nothing special

...REAL LIFE WORLD PROBLEMS...

IS DONALD TRUMP REALLY GOING TO WIN THE US ELECTIONS??

pretty much

i mean i don't mind other countries' politics but this hella affects me bc my country has ties with the us :/ welp

so we got donald trump & people who are not white: it's like oil and water, IT DOESNT MIX

i rlly hope someone comes to save the united states lol and that's a genuine statement

tbh it's pretty much impossible now that i think about it cause every afternoon when i eat lunch, i always hear about trump winning different states on the news and im like "yo usa bout to sink like titanic"

RAPIST WASN'T JAILED BC JUDGE WAS WORRIED THAT IT WOULD AFFECT THE DUDE'S LIFE???

umm

ok.

i believe that's not how life works

GOING TO OTHER COUNTRIES = "APPROPRIATION OF CULTURE"

ive seen this tumblr (ofc) post before and it said (not exact but):

when white people visit asian countries and call it "vacation"

WELL DUH IT'S THEIR SUMMER BREAK AND THEY GET TO TRAVEL WHYRE U SO SALTY

not every white person is out to get you chill :^}

NOT VERY IMPORTANT PERSONAL PROBLEMS

why u gotta be so hard man

k so i just completed all eight badges of the pokemon x cause my family recently bought a 3ds and honestly the elite four is the hardest thing since stale bread

ive tried about three times now and i have this traumatic event that makes it even more terrifying to face 3D UNREALISTIC POKEMON IN AN UGLY ASS BUILDING im sorry i get worried for the most un-worrying things EVER

(this is like fetus me ok)

ok so basically how it goes is: i just downloaded pokemon into my phone and i was like at my second gym battle i think and i couldn't beat the person so i was like "GOD DAMMIT JESUS CHRIST THIS IS 2HARD4ME"

and i asked my father for help and ofc he won the gym battle so i was like "thanks i will cherish this badge forever" THEN THE GAME CRASHED AND I HAD TO START AGAIN FROM THE BEGINNING OF THR BATTLE FCUK

that just traumatized me idk WHY

so now i constantly SAVE and have a terrible fear of gym battles Nd GETTING LOST IN CAVES and fighting type pokemon cause one move can kill u instantly for real