this is a quick little thing i wanna post before it's april and if you're planning something on april fools, i suggest you read this
1. DO NOT JOKE ABOUT ENDING RELATIONSHIPS
it is extremely risky and the other half of the relationship might say something along the lines of "i'm glad you feel the same, it's better if we break up/stop hanging out with each other." :(
2. i don't think pranks including things that explode are safe
3. don't pour water on someone sleeping
just no. the bed will get all wet and it will take ages to dry and if not dried properly, you will wake up feeling itchy all over
4. don't ask someone out as a joke
5. DON'T BE AN ASS
thank you and goodbye
YOU ARE READING
how to not be a cool human
Randomit's the sequel to my old rant book that people still read,, why though © hailey 2016