how to not be a cool human

reacting 2 my old rants

hEY thanks for clicking me ;;)) anyway

it's been like idk seven or eight months since i posted my first "rant" book and all i could say is: opinions change man

so today i am gonna do some clarifications on whether or not i still agree with past self or think i made a complete ass out of myself

lets go (anyway these are just 2 cringey ones i had to do)

#positivevibez y'all

((also,, yes i am gonna roast myself cause roasting others is too problematic))

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first. it's called 10 things i live for and i wrote it when i was still a 5sos stan and i cRINGE OH MY GOD HERE IS MY COMMENTS ON EACH

""10 THINGS I LIVE FOR""
(shut up hailey no u dont live for them)

michael clifford's silverish blond hair (it's not just michael ok u got an obsession with ppl with bleached/white hair *cough* kaneki)

that one fetus calum selfie with the peace sign
(i myself have no idea what that selfie looks like)

dan's doge shirt
(sigh stop)

cute and simple book covers
(so ur saying u dont like ur own covers)

potatoes
(#so #edgy)

running puppies
(cringe ×3737 i sound so fake lmAo)

rants that actually make sense
(defo not me)

people who leave nice comments
(ok that one's pretty nice)

tokyo banana (i'll tell you why layer on if you're interested)
(nobody is interested)

and last but not the least, pepe
(i sound like a kid who went through a rage meme phase and never grew out of it)

second. this is when i got #tRIGGERED by this one person and i thought "hey why not make a rant about it cause im such a good rant-er lol!!!"

"friends

you are called my fucking friend bc you are SUPPOSED to spend time with me and not with your wealthier friends bc THEY CAN BUY YOU THINGS

IM NOT WEALTHY, BUT I TRY TO GIVE YOU WHAT I CAN BC WE ARE FRIENDS"

literally shut the fuck up u got better people to talk about,,

i died internally while reading that bc i sounded like it was the end of the world when in reality i just cut that person out of my life lmao u gotta chill

but hey current me is pretty calm and collected

i mean, not really but it's character development and just all over positive vibez

old me used to get so easily offended words cannot explain how much times ive become satan over something so petty D;

but anyway yeah this was pretty much a cringefest looking at my old rant book THAT PEOPLE STILL READ OH NOOOO

bye guys

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moral lesson: dont do things that will make u cringe in a short period of time