12) Sarcasm is lowest form of wit

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"Hello. Isabella from Parkinson's Bow & Tie is receiving your call. Be quick 'cause you see, she is eating this amazing chocolate."

"Hello, Bella. I'm fine. Thanks for asking."

"Sarcasm is lowest form of wit. Doesn't suit you, Mr.Zachary."

"What can i say? I see you being sarcastic all the time. You are a bad influence on me."

"I beg your pardon? Sarcasm is lowest form of wit for commoners. Not for me."

"And why is that so?"

"Because I'm Isabella. No more questions. And for your information, mister I'm not a bad influence."

"Okay okay. Calm down. I'm just saying. No need to go all hulk on me. Verbally."

"Sorry..."

"It's okay. So tell me. Where were you when I called yesterday?"

"Oh. See boss is calli..."

"Don't you dare hang up on me. What's with everyone hanging up on me?"

"..."

"So tell me, Isabella. Were you sick or something?"

"No. I wasn't sick."

"Then what?"

"I...um..Ikindapunchedacustomer."

"I'm sorry but I don't speak gibberish."

"I kinda punched a customer."

"Punched? Are you serious? Why?"

"Yeah punched. It's okay if you hate me now and think that I'm crazy."

"No no. I don't think you are..."

"Have a good day, Zach."

"Wait...."

Beep...


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