25) Who's Jazzy?

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"Hello. Isabella from Parkinson's Bow And Tie Shop speaking. How may I help you?"

"Hey, Bella. How are you?"

"Oh hey, Zachary. I'm fine. How are you?"

"I'm amazing."

"Wow. Cocky much? You are not amazing. I am."

"Now who's arrogant?"

"Yeah yeah. So how was your date with Barbara?"

"I..actually.."

"Shush!"

"What?"

"Wait a minute, dude. Jazzy is telling me latest celebrity gossip."

"You seem to like celebrity gossip a lot. And who's Jazzy?"

"Yes I do. And Jazzy is my co-worker and a good friend."

"Bella! Guess what?"

"Oh I don't know. Brangelina is over? World stopped spinning around its axis? OH MY GOD. Aliens invaded our precious earth?"

"..."

"Don't give me that look. You told me to guess, so I did."

"Anyways, the latest celebrity gossip is that Zachary Anderson broke up with Barbara Jones."

"..."

"Shocking, right?"

"Uh, yeah."

"So that's how the date went. I broke up with Barbara."

"Oh. Sorry to hear that."

"Don't be. It's not like I loved her."

"Then why would you date her?"

"It was a PR stunt, you know, to boost her modelling career. She's just a good friend. Nothing more, nothing less."

"Oh."

"Yes. Oh."

"Anyways. Gotta go now. Duty calls. Have a good day."

"You too."

Beep. . .

"And I also broke up with her because I think I like someone else."

. . .

Edit: I wrote this chapter months before Brangelina was over. And now that I'm editing this chapter, I realized Isabella's prediction about Brangelina came true. Brangelina is over. Wow. Mind=blown+sad

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