Chapter 57

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Can I just really quickly rant how annoyed I am? In Shadowhunters, Alec proposes to a GIRL. Named Lydia BRANWELL. CHARLOTTE AND HENRY HAVE NO KID WITH THE LAST NAME BRANWELL. AND ALEC IS MEANT TO BE WITH MAGNUS. MAGNUS WAS DROPPING HINTS LIKE CRAZY. AND ALEC FRICKING PROPOSES TO LYDIA THE BISH. AND IN LADY MIDNIGHT, OMG EMMA YOU STUPID IDIOT. WHO CARES WHAT WILL HAPPEN. BY THE ANGEL!

Okay... Rant over. Now, on with the chapter *points off into distance like a pirate captain would and trips over* OMG look, it's the chapter

Rose: ATTENTION EARTHLINGS

Lissa: ?

Jace: ...

Dimitri: huh?

Clary: ...???

Rose: THIS IS YOUR NEW DUCK OVERLORD! WE DUCKS NOW RULE AND WE DEMAND THAT YOU SACRIFICE JACE AND WILL HERONDALE FOR OUR FOOD

Will: I TOLD U THIS WOULD HAPPEN JEM! NOW HIDE MEEEEEE

Jace: AHHHHHHHHH CLARRYYYYY

Jem: XD

Clary: XD

Something that happened just before Rose started talking:
(With Rose, Clary and Jem)
Rose: I'm gonna prank Will and Jace

Clary and Jem at same time: ducks

Rose: yup

BACK TO THE CONVERSATION :)

Lissa: I'm so confused

Jem: XDDDDD

Clary: lmfao

Rose: OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE U BELIEVED THAT XDDD

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