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I am having the time of my life right now.

I'm writing a story that enjoys quoting 50% Off.

It's amazing.

Here, I'll give you a few examples:

"I got your damn groceries," Akane drops the bags onto the counter. "But I swear there was a dolphin in that store! I already told you, I don't need another incident!"

"I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that." Gabe smiles.
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"Give your mom mine and Luke's regards." Gabe gives Akane a quick hug, then waves her off.

"I didn't want to hang around you dildos anymore anyways. Bye!" Akane rushes out, smiling at the new customer coming in.

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"You're a monster!" The one who got kicked in the nuts groans. "What kind of school girl can fight like that?"

"Pilates will do that man." Akane walks up to him, looking down on him. "It works your core. That's why I do it."

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*dies*

Are you seeing this? It's amazingness.

Until next time, my filthy human toilets!

~Mina-chan

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