Why hello my filthy human toilets, it's been a while hasn't it?
My mom came back from the hospital about a week ago, and so far her recovery has been slow but she's getting better.
Which gave me enough time to start downloading games for desperate otakus with no romantic life.
(Me.)
One of the games is called Kissed By the Baddest Bidder.
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It's a light novel, in which you are put up for auction in place for an expensive stolen piece of art that you accidently broke. You are bought by the owner of the hotel, and depending on which path you choose you can fall in love with him or his 4 other subordinates.
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I happened to choose the Eisuke Ichinomiya route, who is the aforesaid owner of the company that bought me.
There were just so many things that made me laugh, and I though to my useless turd brain "HEY YOU STUPID SHIT THERE'S A REASON TO UPDATE AND LET PEOPLE KNOW YOU'RE NOT DEAD."
So here I am.
Let's get this started (-&-)
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GOD I WANTED TO SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF FOR SAYING SUCH A THING. I HAD NO CHOICE ;&;
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Nice try Baba, but no.
But seriously, what kind of name is Baba?! I MUST SPEAK WITH REN 2.0'S PARENTS.
Ren 2.0 is a much better name.
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Pfft.
You obviously don't know me well enough, Eisuke.
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OOOOOHHHHHH CEO GOT DEM SLICK MOVES.
But seriously.
Hey Eisuke. Welcome to REALITY! It's a place where you and that thing you just said don't exist.
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Why? Does happiness bother you, Eisuke?
Nah, he's just mad that I GOT DEM MOVES LIKE JAGGER.
Eisuke is basically a grown black haired version of Tokiya. But a tiny bit meaner. Call me a masochist if you wish, I ready know that I'm both s&m.
Tokiya: I heard that.
Me: Love you too.
The second game that I started playing will be in Pt. 2~!
