The Adventures of Kirby and Bandana Waddle Dee

•12• Kidnapping And Such

I'm sorry for being a bad author; I have had MAJOR writer's block!

I'll try to make this chapter more interesting-ish to make up for it...

After they had finished vandalizing—I mean, TPing—Walmart, they went back to Kirby's house. Now, the author had had a plot idea, but since he'd been away from this story for so long, it's been completely forgotten...well. This was certainly awkward. So, what to do when there are no plot ideas? Why, random fillers, of course!

Sailor Dee was teaching Juan to fetch a stick. Of course, Juan would just pick up the stick, then lay on the ground and gnaw on it like stubborn dogs in Nintendogs.

Kirby was attempting to put back together Galacta Knight's laptop, which had been crushed earlier by Dedede. Galacta Knight was currently rocking back and forth in the corner, repeatedly singing "You are an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" while glancing over at Meta.

Bandana Dee was pacing off to the side, humming softly to himself.

Waddle Doo was playing Minecraft on the Mineplex server. And of course he was using a hacked client, because what fun is a minigame if you can't cheat to win? "LOL GET REKT SCRUBS I AM THE SUPREME MINECRAFT LORD BWAHAHAHA!!" 2 seconds later, there was a message telling him he was banned for 30 days due to using a hacked client. He sat there silently, then flipped his laptop over while screeching demonically.

And Meta Knight, the only mature one there, was in the corner reading a book as usual.  He looked up briefly to glare at Galacta Knight, then went back to his book.

And Dedede was just complaining about wanting food.

"This is so boring," Kirby mumbled, giving up on trying to fix the crushed laptop.

I'm hungry. When was the last time I ate something? Yesterday? Last week? Do puffballs even need to eat? Eh, whatever. Might as well see if Kirby has anything.

And surprisingly these were not Dedede's thought. Nope. Meta's.

So he went into Kirby's house. He was about to open the fridge when he happened to notice the dead body of a random Waddle Dee on the floor. He rolled his eyes. "Galacta!"

"What?" Galacta Knight appeared out of a random cabinet, mask lazily lifted above his face.

"Why is there a dead person here?!" Meta gestured at the Dee.

"I have never seen that Waddle Dee in my life," Galacta Knight stated.

"Galactaaaaaa," Meta whined. "Tell me what happened." He glared at the other.

"Okay, well, I was in this cabinet..." Galacta began.

"Mhm?"

"And I was eating some cookies..."

"Okay?"

"And this Waddle Dee randomly showed up..."

"And?"

"Well...he wanted a cookie so I stabbed him 37 times."

"...Galactaaaaaa!" Meta whined again. "That kills people!"

"Oh, it does?" Galacta asked, tilting his head. "I did not know that. I will have to make a mental note for future reference."

Meta just sighed. "Aye...I'm just going...to go back outside and pretend I saw none of this..." He turned around and started to head back outside.

"Okay." Galacta shrugged, already finding a new snack to eat. "Have fun."

But just as Meta was about to open the door, something hit him in the head. "Hey! What the he—" his statement was cut short as something else hit him and made him unconscious.