THE CHARACTERS AND THEIR GODLY PARENTS:
(Just pretend none of these characters have parents in-game okay
Also monsters are now good just for this)
Frisk: Eirene
Toriel: Hephaestus
Sans: PROBABLY FRIKIN' APOLLO BC I BET YOU THAT DUDE IS NOT ONLY A SUCKER FOR POEMS BUT PUNS AS WELL
(Or Hypnos but then that means Papyrus would be too and we all know how energetic he is.)
Papyrus: APOLLO
Undyne: who knows or cares, she's 100% becoming one of Artemis' Huntresses (the "No Boys" policy wouldn't be a problem for her)
Alphys: Athena
Mettaton: Aphrodite
Asgore: //WANTS TO PUT HEPHAESTUS BC FIRE MAGIC BUT THAT'S GROSS BC HIM AND TORIEL WOULD BE SIBLINGS SO NO BYE
Flowey: Hades, Ares, or Nemesis
Asriel: Chloris
Chara: Hades, Ares, or Nemesis
BONUS:
Gaster: Athena
Burgerpants: Deimos
Admin (WHY NOT): APOLLO
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