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Melisssaaaaaaa!
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What do you want?
Read 10:31 AM

*gasp* an instant reply and no "I'm not freaking melissa!" Kind of text!?!?
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I gave up. You wouldn't have listened anyway.
Read 10:32 AM

Wait, so you're really not Mel?
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No! I'm not.
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But you sound like her!!
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???

How do you know how I sound? It's a freaking text!
Read 10:33 AM

Well, you text like her then.
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I do not text like a girl.

Aren't you suppose to be at school or smth?

Please don't tell me you're some crazy aunt that texts their niece.
Read 10:34 AM

Whoa whoa.

One at a time tiger.

And no. I am not some crazy aunt. I'm a freshman in college. What about you Mr. "I-dont-text-like-a girl"?

And you're a guy!? Unbelievable!
Read 10:37 AM

Unbelievable!? What's that supposed to mean!
Read 10:37 AM

Well, for starters you do text like a girl, even my brother says so.
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Hello...?
Read 10:39 AM

Did I bruise your ego?
Read 10:41 AM

*sigh*
Read 10:44 AM

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