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So, I figured out that you really aren't  Melissa.

She texted me the other day.
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Good.

Can you stop texting me now?
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Rude.

Are you still mad at me because of what I said two days ago?
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No.
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In my defense, you do text like a girl
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Can you not?
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OMG, you sound just like Melissa when she gets defensive!!
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Who the fuck is this Melissa chick anyway!?
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She's my brother's dream girl, dude.
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Well, I'm nothing like her. Especially not in a girl way.
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I'm a girl btw, if haven't realized that from my texts. LOL
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Aw. Are you mad again bro?
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Dude

Bruh

Bro

Pal

Hey

Hi

Hello

I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY!
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Stop. The professor is staring at me.
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So you're a freshman too?
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No. Sophomore. Now stop before she kills me.
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Fine.
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