welcome to hell mikey way ruined my life

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we're starting right off with a segment I like to call "reasons Jay will jack off tonight"

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we're starting right off with a segment I like to call "reasons Jay will jack off tonight"

we're starting right off with a segment I like to call "reasons Jay will jack off tonight"

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Boi

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yo so today we had career day at school and I made a list of cool stuff here's the list

-police dog guy (the dogs name was Taz I love him)
-Doctor
-guy who worked at ESPEN with a lot of artists to promote college football (one of the artists being FOB!!)
-a government official who sassed me

okay about the dog: the dog was a German Shepard and he was 2 1/2 and great the cop showed us how he got in and out of the car (we went outside) and the dog jumped in and out of the car a few times and then fucked up so he was hanging out the window and my friend whispered to me "doggo did a dumb" and I cried

the cop also told the story about the dogs name BC he had other dogs before him but they all flunked out of dog cop school so he got him finally but one of the dogs he had before he didn't like the name of so he changed it and everyone yelled at him so he was like okay I won't do it again

but then he gets this dog and his boss is like "don't change the dogs name" and he's like

"Sir his name is Satan"

an obnoxious gay ; rantsWo Geschichten leben. Entdecke jetzt