an obnoxious gay ; rants

i was tagged in a thing so here it is yea (also i talk about porn bc tangents)

okay i got tagged iin a gender tag thingy by @heroineslow so yeah check them out theyre a cool kid read their things so im gonna do the tag now

also if you wanna do i tag you just do it i wont make you also picking people gives me anxiety

alrighty so the questions

1. whats your gender?

i was thinking "gay" for a short while there but then i was like no so the actual answer is identify as male so boy

2. what are your pronouns?

he/him

fuck formatting this im out

3. do you have more than one name? have you ever changed your name in the past?

okay so i never really liked my birthname (im not saying it) so i just shortened it for a while and then like the beginning of 2015 i started going by jay on internet accounts (mostly my ifunny, which i abandoned) and now i just go by jay and occasionally j.t because those are my first and middle initials and my mom calls me that sometimes so thats cool. it it also acceptable to call me rat

im being spammed like fuck by mikey-wentz on tumblr who are you and if your here i and thanks

4. when did you first begin questioning your gender?

okay i always wanted to play boys and be masculine when i played with friends when i was younger and i wanted to be the boy parts in plays because i thought they were cool but i never really began questioning it until summer of 2015 and it was heavy as fuck in july (when i started this account lmao) and up until like the end of 2015 i was screaming bc i didnt know what to do. i thought i was genderfluid for a bit because i was fine with "girly" stuff like makeup and shit but i felt mostly masculine and have for the past 5 months so yeah thats a thing

also for a fun fact: i used to say i was cis (like as a guy) a lot on here when i first made this account because i was scared of people from my old account finding this one and i didnt want to draw attention to myself so i just said that. i feel guilty for it now but its in the past so ill just let it be there

5.have you come out to family/friends? how did they react?

i told my younger sister and she didnt seem to understand that well so i just left it alone but i told my friends i was genderfluid and they use they/them pronouns for me mostly (some forget and use she and i yell internally) but id much prefer he but im scared to tell them. i havent told anyone in my family but my sister because they dont seem to want me to be trans (i have a trans friend and they often asked me if i was trans because i was hanging out with her) and i think they just dont want to deal with it which i understand its a very tough thing to deal with as a parent but i think ill just let them think im a girl for the meantime until i graduate high school or something and just quickly say "oh yeah btw im a boy" before (hopefully) going off to college lmao

also another fuck fact is that i dont really feel dysphoria about my vag like multiple orgasms bro who'd wanna give that some people im not one of them. id like a binder but im also fine with wearing sports bras and just saying fuck it

another fun fact i spelled orgasm like orgams im great at spelling

im also a little gross should i tag this as nsfw because i said i jack off

nah its fine most of you read smut and at least one of you fucks has a daddy kink so have fun

i kinda wanna talk about porn now like is that okay

fuck it this is my rantbook 

dont report me please

i follow a bunch of porn accounts on tumblr and theyre all pretty much phan because they get some good shit not gonna lie theres some quality gay happening on there

i also follow @gerardsdaddy because they reblog great stuff mitch ur great

kinkshame me i dare you

also a funny thing is like im so calm about porn now like i see a dick and im like "damn thats small" or "oh look a dick" and same thing with vaginas like yeah fun why is everyone shaved how the fuck did you do that without hurting yourself severely like teach me

okay why do females orgasm im not complaining just why tho they dont need them to repopulate its just for fun basically its like an added bonus with a tv order or something

"get periods and the ability to bear a child for just 87 payments of 19.99 with an added bonus of multiple orgasms!!"

am i funny love me

im googling this shit brb

the first suggestion i get is "why do women fake orgasims"

#1 you spelled that wrong

#2 its because you suck in bed you fuck find our what your lady/partner/dude likes you lazy shit goddamn just ask 

okay this fucking website is literally like "why do boobs and orgasms exist" and its like boobs are for feeding the fucking kids we need to survive you fuckers are you that dense jesus fuck

this website has a photo of a female monkey jacking off i dont know how to feel about this

how the fuck did this take suck a turn it was the gender tag now its why do females have orgasms goddamnit me

this website basically says that scientists think females have orgasms so they get encouraged to have sex more which means expanding the population so ill give this answer a 6/10 i guess this works

where almost at 1000 words so ill stop this now ur welcome for all this btw have fun if you do the tag bye love u