paper thin (phan)

BONUS// ONE

(you guys wanted bonus chapters of just texting, so I decided I would do it! this won't be the only one I do but here's the first one, if you don't want to read YOU CAN SKIP!)

// fluff & comedy & memes!!

phillow: hEY DANIO

danana: what the hell is your username

phillow: i need an excuse for you to be on top of me, might as well be a pillow

danana: phil I have a boyfriend

phillow:

danana: im kidding lmao

phillow:

danana: who even is that

phillow: he's a youtuber his name is like piepiedew or something

danana: ok; hru

phillow: im good hOW ARE YOU

danana: I don't even know like I'm good but who came up with these? with moods? adjectives? were they crying and just mumbled something and it sounded like 'sad'. or did a god actually make it? does a god actually exist? do we actually exist? this could all just be an illusion- some game to the man up there. so why do we exist? what's the point in this ?

phillow: shit man I just asked how u were doing

danana: im good

phillow: after all that u sound crazy instead but oK!!!!

danana: im not crazy- but maybe the person who invented that adjective was in an insane asylum unknowing that we'd use that for decades from the dictionary

phillow: boi

phillow:

danana: why haven't I blocked you yet jfc

phillow: you can block me when I stop sending memes

danana: so never?

phillow: never.

phillow: maybe never will be ou-

Danana has blocked you.

Phil groaned. "Oh, come on!"