Author: Hey guys! I'm back in action! And two chapters in one day? What's the occasion?
Gundam: Don't act so foolish, you gathered the corn headed one here for a reason.
Mondo: You can't even say my own fucking name on my birthday you piece of shit?
Author: Yeah guys! Todays is Mondo Owada's birthday! June 6th! Happy birthday, butter man! I mean Mondo!
Mondo: Whoop de fucking do. What, did you only bring me here for this fucking guy to ignore me?
Gundam: Happy birthday. Mondo.
Author: Anyway, I have a surprise for you! Close your eyes, Mondo!
Mondo: Fine.
He closes his eyes.
-2 minutes later-
Okay, open your eyes!
Mondo opens his eyes to see Taka and Chihiro holding a cake for him.
Chihiro, Taka, and Author: Happy birthday!
Mondo is silent for a moment.
Then he sheds a tear.
Mondo: Thank you guys... So much...
Taka: No problem, bro!
Chihiro: Yes, Mondo! We're your best friends! We'd never forget your birthday!
The three hug.
Author: Isn't that beautiful?
Gundam: I suppose.
Author: Now sign off so we can eat the cake.
Gundam: Don't forget to ask or dare! This is Gundam Tanaka, signing off. Peace!
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