Dragon slayer mating season

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A/N this chapter will be the boys point of view so get ready fan girls 😆
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Natsu, Gray, and Happy had just arrived from a mission only to find the whole guild staring at something.

"Hey Macao what's going on?" Gray asked

"Well we're trying to guess what's happing with the girls they seemed to have been talking about something..." Macao replied

"Yeah it must be pretty important cause they been like that for a long time!" Wakaba mentioned

"Why don't you go ask them?" Gray questioned

"Nope, if you have a death wish then go right ahead, we learned NEVER to interrupt a girl's conversations..." Both said and went back to trying to unslove the big mystery

"Hey happy want to go find out?" Natsu grinned evilly

"Aye sir!" Replied happy

"You idiots didn't you hear a word they said!" Gray yelled

"What ya call me, Ice Princess!"

"Flame idiot!"

"Ice dummy!"

"Fire breath!"

"Ice-"

"Geehee idiots" Gajeel chuckled

"What did you say!" Both Natsu an Gray screamed

"I said you guys are IDIOTS"

"OH YEAH! at least I'm not a big of an idiot like you, metalhead!" Nastu shot back

"Why you-!"

"Can you guys SHUT UP!"

"Laxus?" Natsu said

"Are all dragonslayers this loud?"

"Bickslow?" Gray questioned

"Real Men don't bicker! It's not MANLY!"

"Elfman! What the hell are you guys doing?!" Gajeel asked

"Listening..." Said Laxus

"To what?" Gray asked

"To the girls." Replied Bickslow

"If you two were smart enough you would've remember that you have super hearing!" Laxus angrily mentioned

"Oh." Both dragon slayer replied

"Now shut up and listen!" Bicklow Said
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".... List? Book About...dragon slayers? And what's dragon slayer mating season?" Asked Bickslow

"How the hell should I know?" Gajeel angrily responded

"You did just listen to their conversation And you Are a dragon slayer!" Gray mentioned

"Stupidness is not MANLY!" Elfman yelled

"You're one to talk..." Gray mumbled

"Do you guys always bicker?"

"Clearly not helpful when in battle against an enemy..."

"Sting? Rogue? you got to be kidding me more annoying dragon slayers?!" Gray annoyingly said

"Hey guys what are you doing here?" Natsu asked

"Well...actually we don't know? We felt as if something we wanted badly was here..." Sting responded

"Same thing happened to you too...?"

"Cobra! Jellal! What the fuck is happening why are all of you here?" Bickslow asked

"Well my guild decided to take a tiny vacation here in magnolia we were planning on going to a restaurant for dinner but Cobra insisted  coming to fairy so the rest stayed eating But I went with Cobra to make sure he doesn't do anything crazy" Jellal exclaimed

"So now what?" Sting asked asked "uh..Hey Elfman, Bickslow, Gray where ya going? Natsu yelled

"We're going to look for the book!" Gray yelled

"About what?!" Rogue asked

"Dragon slayers!" Gray yelled back

"Why?!" Gajeel asked

"We want to know the stupid things dragon slayers are capable of doing, not that there's anything stupid left to do you guys are pretty much big IDIOTS!" Gray yelled

"HEY!" said all the dragon slayers while the non slayers just smirked except for jellal who was amazed how dumb some could be

"Hey I bet I can find the book first!" Natsu said

"Not if I can!" The rest said

They all ran except for Cobra, Jellal, and Laxus who didn't want to look like fools.
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