What is dragon slayer mating season?
Is it just a season to mate? Or is it more?
Is it an opportunity for those who had hidden their true feelings to finally tell the one who they admire the most? Would they take the Chance and risk it all? Or will...
"I can't believe you guys you've been spying in us all this time?!" Levy exclaimed
"No!" The boys denied everything they were being asked no way would they admit to there dirty little secret!
Loke had decided you speak up for them he cleared his throat and began to cry
"It was their fault! I couldn't stop them they Threatened me and...and I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING PLEASE FORGIVE ME!..." Loke was kneeling down he did not need to get a head injury despite being immortal
"WHAT?!" the boys yelled
"The fuck you say? You little piece of shit YOU were even sad that we didn't invite you?" Gajeel just screamed
"Shut up! At least I can get the girls I want because I don't look like a girl with muscles and stupid Rapunzel hair who just fell down on a pile of nails and stayed with them because she thought they looked cool" Loke yelled
"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!" Gajeel yelled
"Hey at least I'm being honest!" Loke replied
"Don't even mention Honesty because it clearly not in you vocabulary you fucken liar!" Gajeel says as he slowly approached Loke
"What? You're trying to scare me? You're as menacing as my butthole!" Loke yelled
"Oh what is this an invitation for Penetration?" Gajeel smugly said "I have to decline or else I might throw myself out the window!"
" Trust me if I were gay I wouldn't have anal sex with you I rather die if I could!" Loke screamed
As the boys continue to rage on the rest just wondered how on earth did they get from one subject to a WHOLE unrelated subject
"Uh...you stupid motherfuckers listen up as much as we like hearing how gay you are can we do something else?" Cobra asked
"WE AREN'T GAY!" Gajeel and Loke yelled
"Ah my bad you're right because after Gajeel and Levy do the 'secks' making poor Levy unable to walk I'll been proven wrong..." Cobra paused and then continued "and as for Loke as much as he tells the world that he can fuck 3 girls at once which is obviously so true he won't be able to get Aries in his bed because he's a fucken ass!" Cobra yelled clearly still angry
"All true plus Aries is a kind hearted girl who Wouldn't be caught dead with Loke." Sting added he's met Aries before when Lucy came over to Sabertooth once to visit Yukino he thought she was pretty but wasn't his type she surely didn't have white hair or gorgeous eyes that could melt your whole world and he still felt a stabbed to the heart when he remembered what he and the others did to her he should have done something but fuck! They got to see her beautiful body that was only met for him and- Woah ok he needed to calm down especially since Cobra was just staring at him like
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As Cobra and Sting tried to settle everything down telepathically or that was it seemed liked or... maybe they had just lost their marbles what ever the shit was happening poor Levy was just Wondering how it would feel not to walk because apparently that was gonna happened her and oh was she scared
Lucy on the other hand tried shut everyone up but it was useless so she decided just to sit back and relax with a bowl of popcorn
Juvia was just silent what on earth did her friends dignity go
"Ugh! You guys are a bunch of retarded dumb shits!" Erza screamed
"Ok look I'm trying so hard not to fucken kill you now so shut your mouth and listen!" Erza exclaimed
"We're all gonna calm down and do-" Erza was cut off
"-SOME FANFICION WRITING!" Mira intervened
"Been there, done that! NEXT!" Lucy and Levy yelled
"You guys I'm gonna jump out the window if you don't shut up!" Kagura said
"Oh so you're gonna pull a Natsu I see..." Lucy said
"Juvia just lost faith in humanity Juvia is just gonna back away and pretend Juvia doesn't know you guys..." Juvia silently said
