Dragon slayer mating season

6

"So guys what should we do now?" Erza asked

"Oh! I know! True or dare!" Mira excitingly spoke she loved this game plus it's going to be helpful for her ships

"Yeah sure let's do it because you know exposing my deepest secrets or doing something that I absolutely don't want to do but being forced to is my life long dream!" Lucy said

"Great let's start!" Mira excitingly said

"Fuck, well I'm screwed..." Lucy mumbled
The rest just laughed as they sat in a circle to which Lisanna commented saying " What? Are we starting an à cult? What's next holding hands and repeating fuckin creepy ritual words?" 

"Who knows maybe we are, and we're going to summon the sex gods or something..." Kinana added sarcastically

"Sex gods who could they be?" Yukino cheekily asked

"Your mates who else?" Juvia said while Erza just nodded trying not to let out a snort

The girls just stood there with a blush on there face

"Well then we'll have to find that out when mating season starts!" Mira winked

The girls nodded but soon realized what she said

"EH?!" They said

"WELL GIRLS ! Be sure to use protection who knows how horny those dragon slayers could get!" Lisanna said

"Sure ok it's not like Bickslow isn't going to go all crazy and want to do weird stuff to you when you're alone..." Levy teased

Lisanna couldn't stop the deep red blush slowing appearing on her face
"S-Shut up I hope you get use to limbing because Gajeel won't go easy on you." Lisanna half joked

Levy just grinned " touché "

"Sooooo are when finish or...?" Lucy asked

"Yeah we should probably start!" Erza said

0_o fucky , fucky, fucky, you O_o O_o O_o

"So we're sex gods ....I totally agree with that!" Sting proudly said

"This is one of most embarrassing conversations I have ever eavesdropped on..."Gajeel mumble

"What feeling ashamed that Lisanna just lied about making Levy limb because we all know you actually have to be good at sex in order to do that?" Bickslow teased

"Nah man I not as ashamed as you might be feeling right now because Levy did tell the truth who knows what weird shit you're going to do to Lisanna.." Gajeel grinned

"Fuck you!" Bickslow said

"I think you got the wrong person Lisanna is inside not here.." Gajeel laughed earning another win

Bickslow decided to stay quiet instead he didn't need to get more flustered

The rest just quietly laughed at the show they had just seen

"Well that was something else.." Natsu said as he wiped a tear that had just become visible

"Are you practicing the things you're going to say after you had sex with Lucy?" Gajeel said he was finding it hilarious teasing his friends

"Nope after the GREAT sex Lucy and I are going to have neither of us will be able to speak..." Natsu grinned as he heard the boys say "Damn the savageness is real!"

"Can we stop talking about sex it weird, weird an uncomfortable," Jellal said

"Shut  up , you probably want to do kinky shit with Erza!" Cobra said

"Says the guy, who probably masturbates to Kinana whenever he's alone!" Jellal said

"Ooooooooh he went there!" Sting quietly said

"You guys are stupid." Laxus spoke

"Oh look who we have here Mr. grumpy guy who disses anybody who says they like to imagine their lovers naked but doesn't say anything when he himself does it too , fucken hypocrite." Jellal said

Laxus growled " you're going to regret that" he said

"Come at be grandpa !" Jellal said as he got ready to fight

"You shouldn't be talking last I check you're seven years older than your lover, she should be calling you grandpa , hey... I think I see a wrinkle !" Laxus replied

"Bitch where?" Gray finally joined in

"Oh fuck it's Gray! Parties over, life is ruined what's next?" Natsu announced

"I been here you twat , you're the party pooper ! " Gray shot back

"Who the fuck still says party pooper?" Natsu asked

"I do..." Gray said in a low voice

"WELL YOU SHUT UP!" Rogue yelled loud enough for the guys to hear him but not the girls "We came here to become professional peeping toms not some mentally challenged idiots who can't  even take a joke!"

"Finally someone spoke up!" Sting said as he patted Rogue on the shoulder which earned him an eye roll

"He's right guys we came here for the girls..." Cobra Said

"I'm sorry guys for teasing you even if in a couple of hours we're going to turn into sexually frustrated monsters.." Gajeel said
The rest just laughed but also agreed

O_o O_o O_o A/N ( don't judge me I like this expression!) O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o

The girls were still joking about there sex talk not aware what had just happened outside

"We should really start playing!" Kagura said
Everyone agreed

Mira just nodded trying to not let her laughter burst out being so close to the window she was surprised the girls didn't hear the boys bickering and she had to admit it was hilarious although she was still flustered when they mentioned what Laxus tends to do. She wanted to know if he really imagined her naked but hey who's to say he even likes her

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Hope you like this chapter all I can say is that the savageness was unbearable