Silence was the only way to describe the scene occurring
Nothing was said
Nothing was heard
Despite the obvious lack of space that was the closet, Ezra appreciated the absence of noise
The entire night had been an experience a loud experience.
Almost described the same as the one time she did that one thing with Jellal but that's meant to be hush hush. She's just glad she didn't get Jellal pregnant imagine the ruckus?
Thank god for Condoms
"Ezra?"
"Huh?"
"Are you ok? You're kinda of mindlessly looking at the mop and I'm not sure if you got beaf with it or if mops are just fascinating to you?"
"What? Oh...oh! Sorry, sorry...uh just thinking"
"About sex? mops? Or sex with mops?"
"No, no, of course not. I'm just taking in the beauty that is silence." Said Ezra
"Whatever your fricken brain says" Levy replied
"By the way, not everyone thinks about sex. For example something think about flower crowns and others think about how this world is fucken cruel because their fucken ships haven't sailed yet, and others think about trucks"
"Trucks? That's weird, why?"
"I don't know man, people these days are weird"
"Weirdos"
"Yeah, yeah let's talk about why I'm about to fake and orgasm"
"What? why?"
"Well for one I need to teach Gajeel who's the fucken boss.."
"And?"
"And what?"
"And what's the other reason you're going to fake an orgasm?"
"Because I said so"
"K man"
"Anyways I also need to discuss with you about the D.S.M.S."
"D.S.M.S.? Is that some weird sex kink?"
"No, it's stands for Dragon Slayer Mating Season"
"Oh good because I was not ready for shit like that" stated Levy although it was a lie she was so fucken ready, sure some people thought about trucks, but she would be lying if she said she didn't think about sex frequently and also occasionally Game of Thrones and Sherlock, which she was still mad at, fucken season four. I mean where's the fucken gayness?! Although some fans would argue that Sherlock isn't gay and neither is John but the sexual tension would beg to fucken differ, because they never said they were straight.
"So what's happening is that the guys outside will soon turn in horny rabid chimps with their dicks flopping around trying to find a hole to stick it into and since we don't need that right now I suggest we hide"
"I mean I wouldn't mind-"
"Shut the fuck up Levy you don't know what you're talking about"
"Yes I do, I seriously wouldn't mind I mean dreaming about Ryan Gosling doing some sinful things to me must count for something especially if Emma Stone is there singing an erotic version of "Lovely night", I mean come on!"
"Absolutely not, we will hide and that's final I don't need the stick in the hole right now"
"Sure man"
"Anyways, time for that orgasm!"
"A fake one, right?"
"Sure, sure" Ezra assured faking a smile
"K then go wild"
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A loud moan was heard from the closet and Jellal knew exactly who it was coming from and right about now he wasn't sure if he should feel jealous or turned on
"Fucking women, man I swear gingers are evil" Gajeel said trying to hold back from breaking down the door and running away with Levy
"Man the fact that your women went with another women rather than you is almost as sad as Mufasa's death" Rogue muttered as a single man tear went sliding through
"Shut up emo boy"
"Emo boy? At least I'm not as pathetic as you, metal dick"
"Hey! Don't test me because I can fucken snatch Kagura and lock us in the bathroom as I do unholy things to her!"
"As if man only I can do that!" Rogue responded
"Woah! Watch it you wannabe machos! Nobody is doing anything to me or else I'll grab you by the hair and forcefully pull your head back as I slit your throats, laughing and enjoying watching your souls leave your pathetic bodies" Kagura darkly stated
"Fuck, that was hot" Rogue whispered
Kagura squinted her eyes
"Shut the hell up up"
"Make me" Rogue said as he slowly licked his lips
THAT'S IT! IMMA RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND FEED IT TO THE WERWOLFS!" Kagura screamed from the top of her lungs
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What's it been? Two months? Three? I have no fucken clue
Btw you can just come me author heartless because I don't have the heart to ever update or author ass because I'm an ass even if I don't have one
Anyways hope you enjoy this weird chapter but I mean this story in general is weird, like author like story
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Dragon slayer mating season
FanfictionWhat is dragon slayer mating season? Is it just a season to mate? Or is it more? Is it an opportunity for those who had hidden their true feelings to finally tell the one who they admire the most? Would they take the Chance and risk it all? Or will...
