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"Here but don't you think we should just go in with our mates?" Levy said as she had the bottle to Mira

"Nah I want to see how everyone reacts to their mate being chosen with someone else..." Mira explains

"But it's not even confirmed who's mate is who's?" Yukino said

"Psshh ships are ships beside you know they're canon either way..!" Mira said

!" Mira said

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"But-"

"Shut the fuck up or else you're a dead motherfucker!" Mira Threatened

"Still-"

"We're sorry but Mira, unfortunately, can't answer the phone because one : she doesn't care Two: you're annoying,  please hang up  after the SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR IGNORANCE IS NONEXISTING and frankly. .. I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT IT  thank you very much bee EEE eep!" Mira sarcastically said

"Shit ok can Romeo and Wendy play? Because I mean I'm not up for teen pregnancy?!" Loke asked out of nowhere 

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"Shit ok can Romeo and Wendy play? Because I mean I'm not up for teen pregnancy?!" Loke asked out of nowhere 

"I mean they can just use protection?" Mira replied

"MIRA!!!" Everyone exclaimed

"What? They're going to grow up soon so why not?"'said Mira

"Carla I'm scared..." Wendy whispered 

'Don't worry child I won't let that boy lay a hand on you..."

"Hey guys I just thought of something can an exceed do it?" Sting asked 

"What the fuck are you thinking?!...I mean somewhere under that fur Happy has to have his little friend hiding there..."Bickslow said, "I think..."

"Natsu I didn't ask to be sexually harassed can I just leave?!" Happy said as he felt very offended 

"Sure buddy why don't you take Carla with you..." Natsu "innocently" suggested

" Natsu "innocently" suggested

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