Dragon slayer mating season

9

"Lucy!" Juvia yelled

"Yeah?"

"Were did you put Juvia's pillowcase of Juvia's beautiful Gray?"

"Uh....I don't known?" Lucy said suspiciously

"Oh really then you wouldn't mind Juvia throwing away your celestial keys?" Juvia said as she dangled the keys

"Juvia!" Lucy yelled Juvia just grinned patato style

"Hey Erza are you ok?" Levy asked she and the others have noticed that she's been a bit quiet lately even more than Evergreen who had been sexting Elfman because I mean it was obvious

"No I'm not I really do have this feeling we're being watched..." Erza replied

Shit they found out fuck I can't keep the charade going Mira thought

The girls realized that they had indeed felt that feeling but did not say anything

The boys on the other hand began to frantically scream inside oh shit we're gonna die

If a stranger were to pass they would had looked at the boys like maniacs especially because they had this creepy face on which said DEATH all over it

And someone did see them you could tell he was trying to snicker but failed and laughed falling to the ground not being able to hold back anymore.

nonhuman noises where coming out his mouth, he sounded like a dying cow who for some reason had a constipated face

"Guys I have a confession Uh... the boys have been spying on us like creepy idiots. ...wait that offensive to stalkers and Idiots what I meant to say they been watching us the entire time we been here and I, being an awesome friend and all, said nothing....sorry" Mira embarrassingly said

"WHAT THE HELL since when did the boys decide to go on full peeping Tom mode God damn are they sexually aroused or some shit oh but don't worry Erza already left for her midnight killing spree!..." Lucy and rest evilly smirked

The boys who had heard everything where about to make a run for it but we're stopped when they saw Erza who seemed to have lost all sanity....fuck they ARE SO dead

"Uh hi Erza, big sister... you wouldn't hurt your little non related brother would you? Because hey you can go ahead and do something to Jellal like in your wet dreams you have about him and I'm sure it wouldn't bother him, FOR I THE GREAT NATSU!..." "and Lucy's future husband. .." he whispered and continued "Am POSITIVE that Jellal has also had very cheeky dreams of you and him in a bed, in a dark room, doing stuff that would be considered WAY TO KINKY plus I think I remember him say that you would totally be Dominant in bed while he would be the vulnerable princess!" Natsu said

"I NEVER SAID THAT!' Jellal yelled now as read as the background of the McDonald's logo

Erza who had become a real life piece of her hair began to think about the last comment and spoke "Well you're right Natsu I would OBVIOUSLY be the Dominant in the bed!"

Jellal smirked and spoke "sure as if, I might consider it next time we do it..."

"NEXT TIME!" The boys questioned what did they mean by that had they already done it or something? Unfortunately their questions wasn't answered because Erza had began talking

"No sweetheart I will decided the next time you desperately melt under my touch..!" Erza said smoothly

Again the boys were confused WHAT THE HELL DID THEY MEAN BY NEXT TIME??

"You sure your gonna act this cocky when you start to moan desperately for me to fuck you?" Jellal smirked proud about him self

"Cocky? No darling the only cock there's going to be is the one you'll be begging me to suck.." Erza said triumphant

Erza and Jellal were both embarrassed after that conversation

despite their souls getting ready to head to the afterlife the boys couldn't help but laugh and also getting a little worried that one of their friends my be pregnant knowing them two they probably didn't use protection

Erza wanted to kill them right then and there but couldn't because she had frozen

"Ass holes you survived this time but don't be to careless because at night you will not get to see the sunshine anymore!" Erza screamed

The boys just bowed down to her repeating "thank you! your highness" over and over and also making a mental note to start an underground panic room for protection

"Now that we're all here, you guys want to do karaoke with us?" Mira yelled from the window. Mira might look inoccent but there was a reason why not only was she name she-devil but also the Shipping Queen she knew her stuff

The boys not wanting to risk making Mira mad agreed and they all headed into Lucy's Place ......
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I know I'm am ass but I have had tons of homework high-school isn't friendly but I might start uploading more because I have a extended weekend and I'm gonna try and finish all the homework I for my little break tonight but hey I hope you like my story
(P.s the reason I'm taking so long is also because I'm having trouble choosing songs for both the boys and girls)