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"I asked a girl out today."
"Did she say no because she knew about our undying love for each other?"
"She said yes, by the way. We kissed today."
"That escalated quickly. I'll give this relationship a week before you break up."
"Fine, and if we last longer than a week?"
"Since you're obviously new to this town, I'll tell you where the bigger Barnes & Noble is so you can kiss my pretty little ass goodbye."
"Deal."

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