[you]: if you're not dead you're gonna be when you come back to Barnes & Noble
Text sent yesterday.
[you]: if you ARE dead I'm buying a dog in your honor
[you]: maybe not a dog, lazy mom is allergic even though crazy mom likes them
[you]: maybe a fish
[you]: i'll name it tol aids because you said it was your favorite name
[you]: THOMAS
[you]: I MEANT THOMAS
[dead hoe]: nah tol aids is better
[you]: yeah maybe for shits and giggles
[you]: wAIT
[you]: ETHAN WTF
Text read 2:48 pm.
[you]: I THOUGHT YOU DIED GODDAMNIT
Text read 2:49 pm.
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Sorry for the short chapter loves
katasstrophe are ITYWAB (go read it y'all) and $7.49 twins yet
YOU ARE READING
$7.49
Short StoryREWRITING! "Where are you getting all of this money from anyways?" ••• In which a boy goes into a bookstore every day to buy a copy of Romeo and Juliet and attracts the attention of an employee. ••• 07SS 10/29/16 Cover by @formulate
