Hetalia Stuff!

Cooler Than Me (No Ship, Pure Crack!)

A Polar Bear came to me in my dreams and told me to write this...enjoy

Canada sat at his seat in the meeting quietly as chaos pursued all around him.
"SHUT UP! LET THE HERO SPEAK!" Yelled Alfred who was wearing shades, they made him look more serious.
Everyone went quite apart from a few grumbles.
Mathew frowned as he listened to his brothers plan, surprisingly the others agreed "Um excuse me but..." he frowned as everyone ignored him.
He had no say in this apparently and he knew that his brother was purposely ignoring him.
The sound level rose and he sighed in annoyance as they all started fighting again
He had enough and climbed on the table, well at least that got some of their attention, and he began singing...

If I could write you a song
And make you fall in love
I would already have you up under my arm.
I used up all of my tricks,
I hope that you like this.
But you probably won't.
You think you're cooler than me (everyone was listening at this point even Greece had woken up)

(he looked everyone in the eye before pointing at America)

You got designer shades,
Just to hide your face
And you wear them around like you're cooler than me.
And you never say "Hey"
Or Remember my name! (again he looks at everyone with a frown of disapproval)
And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me.

You got your high brow,
Shoes on your feet, (he stamps sotly)
And you wear them around
Like they ain't shit.
But you don't know the way that you look,
When your steps make that much noise.
Shh (he puts his finger to his lips in a shushing gesture)
I got you all figured out, (he grins slyly as if he knows something they don't. He's learnt many things from watching unseen)
You need everyone's eyes just to feel seen. (he smirks)
Behind your make-up nobody knows who you even are
Who do you think that you are?

And with that he grabs Kumajiro and walks out without making a sound and leaving everyone in shock.

Yaaaaaassssss Mathew! Slay!