OH NO I messed up the Naruto world

EPIC FAIL! And weird ninja stuff.

I'm sorry! I forgot to update this friday. Hehe when I got home I got distracted . . . . . by peoples comments, and other stories. Again sorry. and I no own naruto. now lets begin.

“Naruto, want to go for ramen?” I ask.

“Sure, Nell-chan.” Naruto answers blushing a little. Awe. So I hook my arm with Naruto's.

“Can we skip there?” OK I feel like a little kid for just asking him that. Oh well I'm crazy.

“Um sure,” he says unsurely. That didn't make a bit of sense, did it? Anyway we started to skip to Ichiraku ramen stand. The universe must love to see me fail because, guess what? I trip when we're like a block away, taking Naruto down with me. I land on my back, don't ask how I don't know I just did, and Naruto lands half on top of me but he's not straddling me just kind of fell with his chest on me. OK that whole thing sounds wrong. Anyway thank Kami no one was around to see that epic fail.

“Ouch.” Naruto groans.

“Can you get off me like now?” I say again that sounds wrong. Naruto starts to get off me. Guess what he had to accidentally touch. Yup he touched one of my girls. I start blushing like an idiot. Damn it he just had to. But I can tell from the look on his face he totally didn't mean to. I push him off, and he falls on his butt.

“S-sorry about that.” He says blushing. I don't want to forgive him so easily, but come on this is Naruto. I have to. He's too awesome.

“I-its fine. Let's go eat.” I say quickly trying to run away mentally from that incident. I get up and walk toward the stand, and Naruto slowly follows. We order, and wait. “Hey Naruto how about a ramen eating contest?” I say normally.

“But you're a girl.”

“I'm a skinny fat kid so I'm a girl that can eat. How about this loser gets the bill?” He doubts my eating ability just because I'm a girl, really?

“Alright then.” Naruto says with a smile. Damn I better win because I don't have any money.

“You heard us cook keep the ramen coming.” I say as I get my first bowl. Me and Naruto are there for like two hours eating ramen nonstop.

“OK that's it I can't eat anymore.” Naruto says. He eats faster so he's two bowls ahead of me. I finish the one I have, and gulp down two more.

“Already. Oh well I have one more bowl than you and can still eat more, so you lose.” OK I lied about being able to eat more I think I'm going to pop. I get up. “Thanks for the food.” I say to Naruto. He pulls out his wallet frog, and pays defeated. OH YEA I just beat Naruto in a ramen eating contest!

“Never expected that to happen.” Naruto says.

“I tolled you I'm a skinny fat kid. I can eat, and I love ramen. Well bye thanks again. I had fun hanging out with you today.” I say, and start walking toward Sasuke's house. I get there, and everyone's asleep. I head to my room, and crash.