A Being With Answers (Bill Cipher x reader)

The Fair pt 1

Who here preordered Journal 3!? I DID!! (0-0)/ I HOPE IT'S THERE WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE COFFEE SHOP!!

Bill: You have the journal?! Give it to me mortal!

Me: *whispers* I wil do anything for senpai. Senpai is love....
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I sit in my room thinking about my walk with Bill.

He dropped me off after our walk, and had to be all swanky and kiss my hand before leaving again.

What was that I said about flicking him over the town line? Shouldn't I have gotten to that by now?

Whatever. I rest my head on my pillow, my beagle Molly curling up next to me.

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I walk- no, stumble out of bed hours later, cranky and tired. I hear the T.V. on, and narrow my eyes.

Now, I know I didn't leave that T.V. on last night. I grab the closest thing I can find, but since I'm in the hall, it happens to be a dirty sock. Worse comes to worse, I'll throw it on the intruders face. That'll knock 'em dead.

I army crawl down the hall, sock in hand. I'm about to jump when I notice blond hair.

"Your dirty sock isn't going to do anything to me, Doll. And you should get off the floor. That's unattractive. So is your sock, actually."

"Shut it, Cipher!"

I get off the floor anyhow, and stand in front of the T.V.

Bill is sitting on MY couch, watching MY tv, and eating MY cereal. In his boxers and a t-shirt. What a lovely morning.

"You're blocking the view, Dollface."

I cross my arms. "Excuse me?! I AM the view!!"

He laughs. "Sure thing." Suddenly, I am lifted into the air, and set down on the couch.

My blood boils.

"Whoops." I smack the bowl of cereal he's eating on the floor. I cringe as the bowl shatters, but it it's worth it, as I see the utterly annoyed look on his face.

"I was eating that."

"And now you're not."

He crosses his arms.

"Also, if you're going to drop by unexpectedly, at least put on some pants. No one wants to see your pasty legs, Cipher."

"No," He whines. "It has more of a lazy Sunday morning vibe without pants!"

"Then do it in the mindscape!"

"The mindscape doesn't have hardwood flooring."

I roll my eyes, focusing on the T.V.

Bill snaps his fingers and the mess on the floor vansishes. He smirks, laying an arm around my shoulder, and drawing me in.

I attempt to push him off, but to no avail.

"You can stop faking." He presses his nose to mine, as my eyes widen and heat consumes me. "I know you actually love me."

I avert my gaze, pushing away from him, so now we're not nose to nose anymore. "After what you did to me? No. I don't think so."

"Well I know so. The sooner you admit it to yourself, the sooner you could admit it to me."

"And why would I do that?"

"So I can ask you out, of course."

I raise an eyebrow, though my face is much more hot.

"Purely to upset Pinetree and maintain my human image, of course. Not because you're the item of my infatuation or anything."