TEXT ME || Dylmas

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dylie-dallie🐸: what do you call an alligator with a vest?

thomas🚂: ???

dylie-dallie🐸: an inVESTigator
dylie-dallie🐸:what kind of shorts do clouds wear?
dylie-dallie🐸: thunderwear

thomas🚂: omg these are horrible

dylie-dallie🐸: no they're NOT THEY'RE HILARIOUS
dylie-dallie🐸: BECAUSE IM PUNNY
dylie-dallie🐸: IM A PUNNY GUY

thomas🚂: you wish

dylie-dallie🐸: oh you think you can do better blondie?

thomas🚂: actually yes

dylie-dallie🐸: GIVE YOUR BEST SHOT M8

thomas🚂: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN OWL THAT CAN DO TRICKS?
thomas🚂: HOODINI
thomas🚂: WHY DID THE BANANA GO TO THE DOCTOR?
thomas🚂: IT WASN'T PEELING WELL

dylie-dallie🐸: these are horrible

thomas🚂: stfu you're crying from laughter

dylie-dallie🐸: no im crying at how horrible they are

thomas🚂: yOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU

dylie-dallie🐸: WHAT TIME?

thomas🚂: HONESTLY I CAME HERE TO HAVE A HOOD TIME AND I FEEL SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW

dylie-dallie🐸: HOOD! IM CRYING

thomas🚂: STFU IM HILARIOUS

dylie-dallie🐸: keep telling yourself that