Phan Fluff One-Shots

"Dan literally just fell out of the closet" (1)

By: umathermanjustwatchedmehavesex on ao3

Word count: 4,158

Summary: It's November 2017, Dan and Phil have just gotten married, and Phil uploads a video talking about the wedding and why he and Dan decided to tie the knot. Vlogging format, second part of a series of married!Phan, would recommend reading the first part before this one.
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"Hey guys!"

[The wardrobe doors burst open. Phil manages to stay upright as he says his usual greeting but Dan stumbles over... something and falls flat on his face. The sound of him groaning can be heard has Phil looks down on him, not looking all too concerned.]

"Dan literally just fell out of the closet."

"Don't mind me, just going to lie here and regret everything about my life."

"Even marrying me?"

"Especially marrying you."

"That's not nice. Oh, and, on that note –"

[Phil looks back at the camera with a jubilant smile.]

"– me and Dan got married! We've got rings and everything, how cool is that?"

[Dan props himself up on his elbows and raises his eyebrows at his husband.]

"Yes, Phil. Cool is definitely the best way to summarise our life-long commitment to each other."

"I said the rings were cool, not us being married."

[Dan shakes his head at the camera with a fond smile.]

"Honestly, such a romantic."

[Jumpcut to Phil sitting on the bed in their bedroom: a green glass sits on the left bedside table, a clear one on the right bedside table. Phil is smiling, and a simple gold band can be seen on his ring finger as he chats to the camera.]

"So, I've somehow managed to acquire a husband, who many of you know as danisnotonfire or Dan Howell – legally, we both now have the surname Howell-Lester, but we're both probably going to remain professionally known as Phil Lester and Dan Howell, but please feel free to refer to us as whatever, it's not really a big deal to us. Said husband made a video on his channel talking about the more serious stuff – why we've decided to come out, why now, et cetera, you should definitely go check that out – but I thought this video might deal more with the fun stuff! Like the wedding!"

[The sound of his iconic HOORAY plays as he throws his hands in the air.]

"I will talk about some of the more serious stuff later, but I just really wanted to talk about the wedding which I really enjoyed, far more than I thought I would. Dan says I probably enjoyed it a bit too much, but I was not the one who cried through pretty much the entirety of the speeches, so I think I win that argument."

"I won't go through the entire day because... it was a really long day. Don't get me wrong, it was probably one of the best days of my life, bar the first time I actually met Dan - but, from someone who has been on tour, it was a really long day. A lot of the pictures will be going up, probably on Twitter or Facebook or something, haven't decided yet, but I will give you a quick breakdown of the day that I, Phil Lester, married one Dan Howell."

[Jumpcut to sign on saying THE HOWELL-LESTER WEDDING EXTRAVAGANZA, Phil saying the words in an overdramatic, edited voice.]

"So, we got married in Manchester about a month ago – I'm not sure when this is going to be uploaded, so we might have been married for a month by the time that happens, how cool is that? We considered having it in London, but Manchester has a lot of significance to us as a city – it's where we first met, where we first lived together – plus it's closer to my parent's house for a post-wedding brunch the next day, and was hopefully slightly less conspicuous than getting married in London."