tara started a chat
tara: lizzy did you choose yet
lizzy: hmmm im going to need you to explain why you should adopt me and what you have to offer🤔
carl: let me go first
lizzy: but youre not in this decision stupid carl
rick: hoe my gawd
carl: i think you should choose my dads as your parents bc i want a sister and youre chill and we are friends and my dads are cooler than #rositara and yes. choose us bc why not
lizzy: i shall take that into consideration
rick: carl youre gonna blow this for us
ron: 😏
rick: what
carl: nvm
carl: #rositara may talk now
glenn: wait we wanna adopt lizzy
rosita: ¿QUE?
maggie: glenn speaks the truth
lizzy: well fuck
tara: what is it
lizzy: i have a confession
carl: o
daryl: what is it
lizzy: welllllll i was gonna choose rickyl but like i just wanted to do this bc i wanted to see if i was loved
daryl: FUCK YES
rosita: kys daryl
rick: yeet
carl: did you just say yeet
rick: yes. is that bad
carl: kys dad
rick: o
daryl: dont speak to your father that way
carl: i hope you choke on dick
rick: he already has
glenn: gotta enid
enid: what
glenn: oh enids still around?
enid: I LIVE WITH YOU
glenn: oh yeah
maggie: gLeNn
carl: well this is a mess
ron: youre a mess
ron: a hot mess😉
rick: what
carl: nothing
ron: :)
tara: why cant we share lizzy
lizzy: bc rickyl is my favorite
maggie: i thought #glaggie was your otp
lizzy: well if youre my mom and dad then it would be weird that i ship you guys. see?
glenn: ahhh
glenn: at least we're your otp
rosita: 😐
tara: its okay baby
carl: YOU CALLED HER BABY HOW CUTE
carl: DAD WHAT DO YOU CALL DAD
daryl: 😏
rick: dont you dare
carl: say it
rick: no
daryl: 😏
carl: SAY IT
daryl: 😏
rick: kms
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Fanfictionbasically all the hoes of alexandria have phones and they text each other so yeah. its gonna be funny trust me. yes ik my cover is shit and when i feel like it then ill make a better one. vulgar language is used so if that shit isnt good with you th...
